It Is Hilarious. Amazon Customer reviews of Wendy D's Mizunos

[w8liftinglady]

http://www.amazon.com/Mizuno-Womens-Wave-Rider-Running/dp/B008KFY53K/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Funny enough to make it into the entertainment section of The Dallas Morning News.

http://whateverblog.dallasnews.com/2013/06/the-most-amusing-amazon-reviews-of-sen-wendy-davis-pink-running-shoes.html/

[w8liftinglady]

1. examples

The next time you have to spend 13 hours on your feet without food, water or bathroom breaks, this is the shoe for you. Guaranteed to outrun patriarchy on race day.


These shoes (and a woman's body) have a way of shutting the whole thing down


An essential tool for running down the clock in a state 773 miles wide and 790 miles long! These shoes are perfect for those days when you must spend 13+ hours standing, not lean on your desk or take any breaks - even for meals or to use the bathroom. The snazzy hot pink color brings out your inner badassness and helps you to "humbly give voice to thousands of Texans" and stop a "raw abuse of power" in its tracks. Raise a feminist army and lead the charge when your competitors cheat and change the rules on you. These Mizuno's are built to protect your feet from mudslinging and add sunshine to the political process. Highly recommended for fierce women and anyone who's not a Greedy Old Prick (GOP).

[NYC_SKP]

2. ROFL!

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I desperately need a new pair of sneaks but I can’t decide on the color. should I get the pink or the yellow? Oh, if only someone with a penis would make the decision for me…….

[w8liftinglady]

3. Hehe

My wife wanted a new pair of shoes, something comfortable, as she spends a lot of time on her feet. I asked her: "What kind"? "I don't know A THING about my own feet, never mind about shoes," she replied, "so why don't you decide for me"? I did what I always do when confronted with such dilemmas: I immediately called my local GOP congressman. He believes in limited government (about a size 6), and suggested the Mizuno Women's Wave Rider 16 Running Shoe because, as he put it: "It's so ugly she won't wear it, and will instead stay at home, barefoot, in the kitchen where she belongs." As I always do, I followed his advice and bought them for her, but instead of staying at home, she put them on and decided to run in them. For Congress, against the guy who suggested the shoes.

[NYC_SKP]

4. Not surprisingly, some comments are not so friendly:

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I only have one concern about these shoes. The soles are made of rubber and will undoubtedly melt in the fires of hell, which is where people who murder babies will go.
Just sayin.

Asshole.

[w8liftinglady]

6. Welcome to Texas, honey

[w8liftinglady]

5. hehe

The "Mizuno Womens Wave Rider Running Shoe" is the first sneaker to make global history.. With their durable, longstanding, reflective material created a powerful "ForceField" that surrounded Senator, Wendy Davis for 13 hrs...This made her capable of standing and defeating "evil dominions" that live in some other galaxy...They protected and turned her into an "heroine for womens' rights" all over the world....Made their Alien Spaceship come crashing down..

[longship]

7. They are a hoot. Checked them out earlier.

There are more and more by the minute.

Many are wonderfulness.