LOL! Wendy Davis' shoes get reviewed on Amazon

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Thanks to George Takei for the link.


http://www.amazon.com/Mizuno-Womens-Wave-Rider-Running/product-reviews/B008KFY53K/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&linkCode=ur2&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending&tag=geek03b-20

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1. Get Some reviews right here.

"Lube not included"

I love, love, love these shoes!! Not only are they stylish and comfy, they also have a lovely double-protected toe section that allows them to be kicked fully up the nearest repulican hole of your choice without causing even an iota of harm to the wearer. Lube not included.

With great power comes responsibility (one star review):

This is no ordinary shoe. This is the salvation of humanity wrapped in a cushioned, moderately fashionable running apparatus. The question isn't what can it do. The question isn't what can't it do. The question is, my dear friends, is humanity ready for this jelly?

We saw what happened when Biff got his hands on the Delorian.
We saw what happened when Loki got control of the Tesseract.

Imagine with me, if you will, a world in which the power of these shoes were unleashed in the wrong feet, someone truly dangerous to our society. Kim Jong Il, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh... Or worst of all... A Kardashian. {dun dun DUN}

With great power comes great responsibility. I'm so proud and grateful to those who fight the good fight for human rights every day, but the chances of these shoes falling onto the feet of the evil forces of our world are just too great. These need to be taken off the market before it's too late.

But Wendy Davis, I speak for women around the world when I say that you... You are our Batman.

I love the sinister music... dun dun DUN!

Enough incentive to click through?

Seems to be updated minute-by-minute.

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2. A couple ot the reviews are funny as hell.