Who let the hen into the fox-house? Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson!!!

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Tucker ("Just call me a genius&quot Carlson is saying: "So if they're right and there was no 'stand-down order,' that's even more damning. . . . Much more so. . . . Just who was it didn't give that order? . . . What wasn't on his mind or in his plans? . . . And who didn't he work in collaboration with . . . or perhaps under the orders of? I mean under whose direction didn't he take orders? . . . Something's very, very fishy!"

[MADem]

1. Fucker Carlson...what a dweeb!

Sounds like he's still every bit the punching bag he was back in the day.

[HappyMe]

2. "I'm taking orders...and I'm ordering you,

not to stand down, but sit down. Why? So you can order a Benghazi Bow Tie from my new collection. "

[Octafish]

3. ''What, exactly, is a 'Tucker'?''

...to quote Gore Vidal.

[MrScorpio]

4. Where is his deeby-assed bow tie?

Now he looks like every other Fox scumbag... I miss that uniqueness about him with that fucking bow tie.

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5. "Listen, the real scandal is, as it always has been Benghazi!

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From the hundreds of witnesses the Obama administration has frightened into silence, to the obviously false denial that there was an order to stand down. . . . In fact, we should investigate that!! . . . Who was ordered by the Oval Office to deny what had clearly happened by our best surmise . . . . How can anyone know, in the first place, nothing happened? . . . You can't know a negative. . . . Is that clear? . . .. And you can sort of forget all that IRS stuff f you want. . . . The real story is, as it has always been, Benghazi. From the hundreds of witnesses . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[Johonny]

6. NSA doesn't track Tucker Carlson because even they don't want to watch his crap

privilege can get you on TV but it apparently can't buy you ratings.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. Who let the hen into the fox-house?

can't beat that for a caption!

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8. "Every night I scrub out my mouth with soap.

I still feel shitty but it takes the fecal tint off my breath."