More anti-abortion wisdom from Texas: Only 'accurate' intercourse causes pregnancy

[Are_grits_groceries]

Texas is becoming something of a failed state, I fear.

The brilliance this time comes from state Sen. Bob Deuell (R-So SMRT), whose legislative website says he is “a board-certified family physician.” According to the Facebook post by his colleague Rep. Dukes, Sen. Deuell (who is now one of the R’s in the Texas Senate trying to interrupt Sen. Davis’s filibuster) had this insight during the debate:

Another ah ha moment in the senate during SB5, Sen. Duel [sic] said pregnancy only occurs after “accurate intercourse”.

But of course, any other is I assume inaccurate. Hmmmm!
That is a phrase I have never heard before. I have heard of a great deal of different kinds of intercourse, but the phrase accurate intercourse is a new one. It brings up images of missile defense systems, or a target range, or the world's most metaphorical dartboard. Pregnancy only occurs … after accurate intercourse. Not inaccurate. No, you need some precision on this one.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/06/27/1219209/-More-anti-abortion-wisdom-from-Texas-Only-accurate-intercourse-causes-nbsp-pregnancy

A board-certified doctor?
What? He got hit upside his head with a board?

[Tx4obama]

1. Please excuse my language, but WTF ???

And these 'men' think they are smart enough to tell us women what we can and can not do !!!

They need to get out of politics and go back to school !!!

[technotwit]

2. R Males

Since Republican men seem obsessed with the idea that if something that is alive inside you must stay there until it can be viable outside the body and cannot be removed and killed, maybe we should apply this logic to cancer in Republican males. And no exceptions if the life of the host is endangered.

[LadyHawkAZ]

3. By which he means

getting the sperm on the right end of the woman, I presume? That's all the accuracy you need.

Someone please explain to Doc here how babies are made.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. An inaccurate board, evidently.

[blkmusclmachine]

5. Somebody verify the good "doctor's" credentials.

[Posteritatis]

9. University of Ebay? (nt)

[newfie11]

6. This guys a quack

Any patients he may have should run like hell away from him.

[MrScorpio]

7. I wouldn't be surprised...

If this person thinks that any pregnancy caused by rape must have been consensual.

You know, part of the "legitimate rape" crowd.

[JHB]

14. Highly likely...

...since talk about "accuracy" makes no sense without it.


If it was "real rape" then the woman would be resisting, making "accuracy" nearly impossible. So if pregnancy resulted, the intercourse was "accurate" and therefore she had consented, and so ending the pregnancy is simply dodging responsibility for her sinful ways. Q.E.D., W.T.F.

[safeinOhio]

8. Having trouble conceiving a child?

Try a bottle of Doctor Deuell's Accuscrew today.

[lbrtbell]

10. Ready...aim...FIRE!

Who needs fertility treatments, when all that's required is a gun sight on the penis to ensure accuracy?

Jesus, what a fucking tool. And the scary part is, so many doctors are as incompetent as he is.

[riqster]

11. Perhaps he meant to say "certifiable"? nt

[JHB]

12. Penmandick counts!

[Notafraidtoo]

13. I got no idea what hes trying to say maybe..

Maybe hes being all religious as in god accurately chose that woman to carry a child?


"God chooses it thats what they taught me at Liberty medical school online".

[hobbit709]

15. There are people in the TX Lege that make Rick Perry look like a rocket scientist.

And the ones in east TX are dumber than average

[jmowreader]

16. Jack Elam's doctor character in Cannonball Run is more qualified than this guy

He's obviously in the wrong place. Come to North Idaho, home of the quack.