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OneGrassRoot

(22,920 posts)
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 08:52 PM Jun 2013

Funny Amazon reviews for the "Wendy Davis" Running Shoe

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008KFY53K/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

(Mizuno Women's Wave Rider, just FYI)


"The next time you have to spend 13 hours on your feet without food, water or bathroom breaks, this is the shoe for you. Guaranteed to outrun patriarchy on race day."


"When I first began wearing these shoes I thought my reproductive rights were secure. Turns out, I couldn't have been more wrong. Luckily these shoes are really great for kicking republican legislators out of office! They want to shut down reproductive and health care facilities for the poor in Texas? Use these shoes to shut down the state capital!

These go perfectly with any back brace you may need after good old fashion filibusting for 9 hours (with 4 more to go). What's that? Your crappy mean spirited colleagues on the other side of the isle say it isn't fair? That's right ladies, this shoe is completely washable, so just shove it up their ass.

Most importantly, even if you wear these gems without sox for three days straight, they still smell better than a republican Lt Governor who tries to push a law through past midnight, which is absolutely and completely illegal. Yea, pretty stinky I know.

Go Wendy Go #StandWithWendy"

MORE: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008KFY53K/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk



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Funny Amazon reviews for the "Wendy Davis" Running Shoe (Original Post) OneGrassRoot Jun 2013 OP
Those are great comments and so on target. Cleita Jun 2013 #1
Thanks for posting this! elfin Jun 2013 #2
"This shoe is completely washable!" Metatron Jun 2013 #3
Roaring with laughter! Check out all 123 reviews! freshwest Jun 2013 #4
Love it !! K Gardner Jun 2013 #5
On the Daily Show they called her running shoes "Fila-busters" LOL! applegrove Jun 2013 #6
Wow, that's perfect, OneGrassRoot! Cha Jun 2013 #7
This thread needs a pic.. Cha Jun 2013 #8
... OneGrassRoot Jun 2013 #10
Hey there, OneGrassRoot Cha Jun 2013 #11
Funny....I was just looking at the Mizuno Wave Rider last weekend. Honeycombe8 Jun 2013 #9

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
4. Roaring with laughter! Check out all 123 reviews!
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 09:13 PM
Jun 2013

Run for your lives you Greedy Old Pricks (GOP) as one commentor said.

Cha

(297,281 posts)
7. Wow, that's perfect, OneGrassRoot!
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:14 PM
Jun 2013

thanks for posting.. I was checking out those cool runners Wendy was wearing.

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)
9. Funny....I was just looking at the Mizuno Wave Rider last weekend.
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:33 PM
Jun 2013

But they didn't have the color I liked in my size.

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