What's The Donald up to now? Please come CAPTIONED the Mouth-with-a-Hairdo!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("even my attitudes have got thoughts!&quot Trump is saying: "Sure, of course, of course. . . . Naturally we need to give Snowden a trial, but whether it comes before or after his execution makes little difference. . . . Except maybe in ratings."

[skip fox]

1. "Tom, when I look at it objectively and ask,' Who would make a better President than me?'

all I hear is silence. . . . I'm just saying."

[skip fox]

2. "This wave, this glorious wave of blond hair cresting over my brow,

has a half-life of ten-thousand years. . . . I gotta tell ya. It cost me millions."

[skip fox]

3. "In making a decision, my Daddy always told me to grap up a pile of cowshit in one hand,

and put my ideals in the other, then see which one weighed more."

[cali]

4. execute the hair!