Spank your wife for Jesus

[damnedifIknow]

"Christian Domestic Discipline, or CDD as its adherents call it, is a movement that seeks to carry out God's will. Which specific plan of God's? Oh, you know, just that all women obey their husbands fastidiously — a dynamic that CDD thinks is best maintained through doling out out corporal punishments. Its few thousand practitioners, however, claim that it's not domestic abuse."

We offer a LOVING approach to all who wish to learn and grow in a traditional Male, head of household, female submissive, Christian Domestic Discipline relationship."

http://jezebel.com/spanking-for-jesus-is-exactly-as-fucked-up-as-it-soun-514271243


Amen

[LWolf]

1. I'm fighting a sudden

urge to become a wife of one of those traditional Males.

Not really. Just long enough for him to attempt some "Domestic Discipline," so I can school him.

[bunnies]

2. Its the BDSM outreach program.

brought to you by ball gags for Jesus!

[riqster]

5. I'll have to consult my Jesus Magic 8-Ball before responding:

http://www.answermejesus.com/products.asp

I have a friend with one of these.

[bunnies]

8. lol!!

"I died for this?" I must get one.

[opiate69]

9. Oh great ... now the fundies are gonna be crashing our play parties...

I better not start finding Chick Tracts pinned to the St. Andrew's Cross...

[bunnies]

11. well...

as long as they wear the masks with the zipper mouths...

[opiate69]

13. Also, kinda hard to say "have you heard about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ"..

With a ball-gag in ones mouth!

[bunnies]

16. haha!

You know, the more I think about this, the more Im all for it! Baby steps with the spanking then WHAM! Ball gags and zipper mouths! Did I say you could speak? No? Dont make me flagellate you! Do what youre told or its three days in the tomb!

[opiate69]

18. Hehe... I think we have the makings of a natural Domme here!

[bunnies]

20. Time to break out those big black boots Ive been keepin around.

I *have* been looking for a career change.

[opiate69]

21. Just remember..

A proper Mistress never polishes her own footwear.

[niyad]

3. I would say I think I am going to be ill, but--is any of this really a surprise? the woman-hater

reichwing fundies can find all kinds of justifications for their abusive, hateful, destructive behaviour. pretty sure I don't remember this kind of garbage being touted by the supposed jesus figure.

[damnedifIknow]

7. Let them try it with 99 percent of women out there

And see if the frying pan leaves a dent in their noggin.

[Bay Boy]

4. There is also "Spank it for Jesus"

but that's slightly different.

[longship]

6. DUzy!

[HappyMe]

10. lol!

Yeah, I clicked on this expecting something else....

[MindPilot]

15. I did exactly that in the other thread...

"Spanking for Jesus"



Denfinitely not what I was expecting.

[hobbit709]

12. Try that with some of the women I know

And you'd be lucky to escape with your life.

On our wedding invitations I printed Donna's words on the front
"You can just forget about that obey part"
I thought my mother was going to choke, she was laughing so hard.

[Cleita]

14. I heard Steph. Miller talking about it this morning.

The good news is that any men who follow this advice are going to end up being the biggest losers on the planet. They will attract zero women to them permanently.

[madrchsod]

17. September 2006....

http://election.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5602673&mesg_id=5602673

dam....i've been here to dam long......

[niyad]

22. so this bunch has been around a long time? those women are truly brainwashed.