Parenting 101: How to tell if your fetus is sexually active.
My head is spinning with all the insane stuff coming at me from the right.
We can't have immigration reform, because we'll have fetuses masturbating all over this country, what with those Latinos and Latinahs (reference to season 1 of Newsroom) being so fertile and everything.
As some of you know, my daughter is in Kyrghistan (it's a long story). I was thinking that with her being half way (she is 11 hours difference) she wouldn't be calling every day. WRONG! She is really exercised about the treatment of women (and I don't blame her)over there. They passed a law the other day to make it illegal for women under a certain age (22 I think) to leave the country w/out their parents permission. Something about diluting the ethnic group or something Buchanian like that. I guess they are real fertile, too.
Then last night I saw part of a program on PBS about mistreatment of women around the world. Most of the segment I say was about genital mutilation in Somalia and this UN diplomat who went back to build a hospital and fight the practice. It was shocking.
So today I get on the intertubes and read about Spanking for Jesus!!!! 
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