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CRAWFORD, TXCiting his dramatically reduced level of influence and his separation from old acquaintances in Washington, former president George W. Bush complained Monday that he has had trouble finding decent cocaine since leaving office in 2009. I had some real good hookups in D.C., but the shit down here is just terrible, Bush said from his ranch in Crawford, TX, noting that while he could previously count on the White House kitchen staff or top aides for the good stuff, he now has to drive half an hour to Waco and waste his money on junk cut with Benzo. I just dont get as high, you know? Sucks, because I could really use some good coke right now. Its commencement season, and God knows how many speeches Im gonna have to get through. Bush added that while hes disappointed with the powder in Texas, he has to admit the whiskey and pot are fantastic.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/george-w-bush-having-trouble-finding-decent-cocain,32608/
Too Funny!!
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)he was at his ranch in Crawford. Everyone knows that was a PR prop.
longship
(40,416 posts)Right around the corner from where the Apollo Moon landings were filmed (in front of a rather large matte painting).
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)Total PR BS.
I just noticed I can't find a single picture of W. on a horse. That's strange for him owning a ranch and being such a Texas cowboy.
Maynar
(769 posts)Can't remember specifics offhand, but I think that is the case.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)If you can find it, it's a classic!
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)old mare on the property for picture-taking. Dumbya was never shown close to it. The rumor is that he's afraid of horses.
Instead of a horse, they put him in a pickup truck.