Sarah Palin’s how-to guide on spotting hecklers

[TexasTowelie]

Sarah Palin knows a thing or two about spotting protesters at a convention, and the “itty-bitty purple [Chevy] Volts” parked in the parking lot she says are a dead giveaway.

The former Alaska governor and failed vice presidential candidate egged on potential protesters while speaking at the Faith & Freedom Coalition conference Saturday.

“If there’s any protesters here, speak now or forever hold your peace…because facing the protesters, facing the critics, that’s something I do well,” Palin said, raising her voice to a crescendo of laughs and cheers.

“What gives them away is that re-elect Obama bumper sticker,” she said. “That bumper sticker might as well say: ‘Yeah, I’m still dense.’”

Source: http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/06/15/sarah-palins-how-to-guide-on-spotting-hecklers/ (includes 40 second video clip if you really want to suffer through it).

[pacalo]

1. I really have to know her definition of "dense"

before deciding whether I'm so there feeling crushed, or, more realistically, just feeling vindicated in thinking so poorly of her.

/spelling

[AsahinaKimi]

6. oh bulls eye!!

Ka pow!!!

[Ilsa]

2. Volts are not "itty-bitty". They are

Mid-size vehicles.
But Sarah wouldn't know. She's never really looked or done what is called "research."

[Aristus]

3. We're dense?!?

I thought she would like us a lot more if we were. Don't they celebrate idiocy and ignorance?

[Andy823]

4. Actually

What might as well say "Yeah, I'm still dense" is going to a speech given by Sarah Palin!

[snooper2]

5. You can't get the Volt in purple you stupid dimwitted grifter twit

Doesn't she have some kids to mess up or something? Just go away-

[LostOne4Ever]

7. Well Ms Palin

Well Ms Palin,

Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?

[struggle4progress]

8. Sarah Who? Is she that lady with the big hair who says all that stuff?

[malaise]

9. Palin mentioned the word dense?

Which is she -osmium or iridium?