Wonkette: Sexytime For Gay GOP Dudes at CPAC!

[onager]

And with this amazing social network sexytime GPS magick, you can be enjoying homosexual penetration within minutes of hearing Rick Santorum lisping about his lifelong dedication to thinking about gay men having nasty, dirty, unholy, hot pulsing homosexual intercourse.

http://wonkette.com/463278/cpac-once-again-full-of-self-hating-gay-men-hunting-for-gay-sex

[banned from Kos]

1. Funny - lame question here, what is a "twink"?

the comments at Wonkette are hilarious.

[Botany]

4. because I care

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

[LonePirate]

5. Young, hairless skinny gay male

[MineralMan]

2. Why would this surprise anyone.

Of course there are LGBT Republicans. It's not a political thing. It's also not news. I'm not sure why this is of interest on DU.

[BlueToTheBone]

6. Because their hypocrisy is so blatant

and we love scharefenruede (where oh where is the spell check?)

[JNelson6563]

3. Oh my.

that's some serious hypocrisy right there.

[onager]

9. Thanks! Y'all beat me to it.

But that's my problem with this - the hypocrisy.

I'd even bet a lot of these trollers ain't single - no matter what they say on Craigslist. They're married "community leader" GOP types from East Jesus and West Bunghole, who don't get out to the big city very often without the wife and kiddies.

The funny thing is, these jaspers still haven't figured out that Internet thing. Even the (claimed) young ones seem clueless. Hey guy! Your ad didn't go in a Magic Super-Secret listing for "Deeply Closeted Self-Hating GOP Gays." It's right out there in public. You do know there's more than one meaning to the phrase "honey pot," don't you?

Dan Choi and Dan Savage had some fun with this at CPAC, but they weren't being malicious. The right/wrong people could have a lot of fun outing these self-righteous creeps.

[JNelson6563]

10. "...from East Jesus and West Bunghole..."

lolz

[rocktivity]

7. Come out of the closet, wherever you are are!

Cast off your chains of self-hate and secrecy! Look at all the freedom self-esteem and just plain FUN you're missing out on!


rocktivity

[Gabi Hayes]

8. beercan cozy: hottest selling item at cpac

[UTUSN]

11. R#7 & K, n/t