This just in: Matt Daemon is intercepting your email.

[MineralMan]

You've seen the messages from Mr. Daemon, I'm sure. Your mail cannot be delivered. What other Daemon could it be? Who's that smart? Who's that good-looking? Matt Daemon has gone over to the dark side.

I did some checking and found out that Matt Daemon works on the side for the NSA. Your email was delivered alright. Straight to Agent Mike.

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[boston bean]

1. Why aren't you posting this snarky shit in the lounge?

Just curious...

[MineralMan]

3. I don't post in the lounge very often. I especially don't post satire in the lounge.

Thanks for your reply, and I hope my answer was satisfactory.

If you see a post by me in the lounge, it is because I accidentally clicked a link and didn't notice I was there

Satire that is related to current news and discussions is commonly posted in GD. You're welcome to alert on my post, though, on GD SOP grounds.

[Buzz Clik]

9. The Bean has a good point, MM -- there has been so little written about this in GD...

... you're diluting the conversation.

[rug]

19. That is satire?

[MineralMan]

21. It's something, for sure.

It could be satire.

[randome]

4. GD has BECOME the Lounge!

It's to throw the NSA off track.

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[JoePhilly]

5. LOL ... both of your sentences should be their own individual post!!

[MineralMan]

7. They're not that easily fooled, you know.

It's a lot of smart people working there.

Besides, they like NSA jokes. It breaks the monotony of looking at all those boring phone call logs.

[GeorgeGist]

12. Do they prefer people without resume' ?

Cause I've got a child without one.

[MineralMan]

23. I'm not sure. It's been a long time since I worked there.

[graham4anything]

2. LOL!

[JoePhilly]

6. Bwahahahaha ... stop, stop, you're killing me.

[cali]

8. You can't possibly believe that this is clever. At least I hope you don't. Yikes.

Really and truly lame-o.

[MineralMan]

18. I can't? I'm sorry. I'll try to do better in the future.

Thanks for your gentle chiding. I'll take it to heart.

[FarCenter]

10. Matt? A member of the well known Mail Daemon family? nt

[randome]

14. Now THAT'S a DUzy!

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[MineralMan]

15. That's what I am given to understand.

[HappyMe]

11. As long as he can get rid

of the Nigerians that claim they owe me money for the low price of $19.95 and those Groupon people, Daemon is all good with me. Can he do anything about Rachel from the credit card service? Or the ones that want me to advertise my business in the Yellow Pages? I don't own a business. That doesn't mean anything to them.

[olddots]

13. I am the humor police

may I see your whole routine please .

[MineralMan]

17. You don't fool me. You just want to steal my material.

I'm not going to fall for that old trick. Humor police, indeed...

[pinboy3niner]

16. Good Hunting, Will

[leftstreet]

20. Can't defend it, so you're trying to make fun of it?

You're not good at this

[MineralMan]

22. Well, maybe I'll get better with practice.

[cali]

24. Please don't. Practice that is. At least not here. Perhaps you could practice at home on

your loved ones for a few years.

[demwing]

26. wow, who peed in your cheerios?

Kinda rough on MM, especially for joking

[longship]

25. Matt? Sorry, I'm a traditionalist. It's sendmail for me.

If it was good enough for grandfather, it's good enough for me.


Plus it still undoubtedly has one of the largest volumes in the O'Reilly library.

Anything that complex has to be great.