Naked man filmed having sex with dog by students on their way to school

[Jamaal510]

More: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-detroit-man-filmed-sex-dog-article-1.1363673

A naked man was busted having sex with his dog by students who filmed the seedy encounter on their cell phones, police said.
The boys were walking to Denby High School, in Detroit on Tuesday morning when they spotted the mid-30-year-old allegedly making out with his pit bull mix.
Cops were called after they showed the sick footage to school security.
Officers arrived to find the suspect sitting naked on the ground behind two vacant homes, cuddling his pooch.

[ZombieHorde]

1. That is a pretty judgemental news article.

I wonder if the author was trying to meet a word quota.

[Major Nikon]

3. The author's name made me double check to see if it wasn't an Onion article

[ZombieHorde]

4. Ha! nt

[WinkyDink]

2. Uh...it's a bit worse than "seedy."

[marshall]

5. And it shows the face of the alleged victim

Do privacy laws apply in such cases?

[Demoiselle]

6. Ah yes, News We Need to Know! Criminently!!!!!!

[uppityperson]

7. Send that headline writer to journalism school, please.

Students on their way to school film naked man having sex with dog.

[brett_jv]

8. Not sure where the 'sex' is coming into play here?

I've never 'made out' with my dogs, but I'm sure I've let them lick my face 100's of times, and occasionally, they'll hit me on the lips. And I'm sure, at one time or another, I probably even was naked when it happened. OMG, have I 'had sex' with my dogs ... without even knowing it?

OTOH ... I never hang out naked ... outside of my own home

[meow2u3]

9. No one in his right mind would screw the pooch

He should face charges of animal cruelty if he's found competent to stand trial.

[arely staircase]

10. fuck pit bulls!

nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. I hope they weren't smoking a cigarette afterward.

That would add to the seriousness of the charges