Where the hell is the Marxist Communism republicans said was coming to 'merica if Obama win in 2010?

[Lost-in-FL]

Hell… I'm still working!!!

Weren't we supposed to be taken care of by the state and get all that free Obamacare, get our rent or mortgage paid by the state? I mean isn't that supposed to happen once we share the wealth? I almost quit my job on Jan 20th but stayed working just to see my republican coworkers going mad over it (and maybe earn a few pennies for a Cruise vacation). BUT DAMMIT!! I keep checking my mail or my bank deposits to see if my welfare check is there.

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT… NOW!!!

[JoePhilly]

1. I know!! ... Obama promised that my kids would have the Koran memorized by now.

My wife should have had at least 2 abortions performed by gay OBGYNs from France ... and yet NOTHING!!!

Geeze.

[tanyev]

2. No, he's being super sneaky and waiting until his second term.

Because he knew he would get a second term, see, just like his mom knew he was going to become the president of the U.S. and that's why she had to fake a U.S. birth certificate for him because he really was born in Kenya.


See? Makes perfect sense.

[customerserviceguy]

3. Well, I'm fairly sure

that Obama won in 2008, and that the Rethugs already consider the ACA to be socialism.

Hey, didn't Obama decree free birth control for people working for Catholic institutions today? If that can't be spun as socialism, what can?