Crazy is as crazy was. Please come CAPTION the Rethug candidate for Lt. Gov. of VA!!!!

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E. W. Jackson ("This is your mind without eggs&quot is saying: " . . . And then the devil invented yoga and gave it to the swami-sorts with some Buddhist mantras, which all sound like drunken mumbling to me, because it was like a gateway for Satan to enter men's lives in the guise of so-called religion. Yoga makes these Gandhi-types concentrate on their breathing so much that the devil can slip in from behind and up the you-know-what. . . . And then the devil invented tofu and futons because . . ."


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Here's a link to the real story at The Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/ew-jackson-yoga-satanic-possession_n_3392386.html

[santamargarita]

1. Can't even do a decent Heil Hitler.

[skip fox]

2. ". . . and the devil is sneaking into your body cavities with the fluoride

in your water, and into your brain with unholy music, little Satanic shuffles and jingle-jangles, ads for waffle irons and girdles, and ditties on people's naughty parts, until your brains must be clattering around in your heads like a bucking mule in a convience store, and . . ."

[EC]

3. And you thought Alan Keyes was crazy! I've got him beat. n/t

[Lizzie Poppet]

4. "...and then I gave Satan a karate chop...just like this!"

[skip fox]

5. "And the Lord said, 'I'm gonna smite me some Democrats!' and began

to go into every house of prostitution and place of poor moral repute with his guns just blastin'!!!"

[skip fox]

6. "It's Yahweh or the highway!"

[skip fox]

7. "I gotta whole lot of crazy in me, and I'm going to say it here tonight!!!

Do I hear an amen?"