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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBryan Fischer has a physics FAIL!
Apparently, Bryan slept through the parts of his high school physics classes where his teacher discussed the strong and weak nuclear forces, and thus concluded that it's Jesus that holds atoms together.
That's some weapons-grade stupid!
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Bryan Fischer has a physics FAIL! (Original Post)
backscatter712
Jun 2013
OP
Would Jesus mind keeping my papers from falling off my desk after my cat sleeps on them?
Buzz Clik
Jun 2013
#6
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)1. Jesus puts all atome between his butt-cheeks
And therefore he is able to hold all atoms in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE together. This also means that he has as many butts as there are atoms in the universe, although to be fair, they are very small butts.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)2. Pardon my French, but if you stuck a lump of coal up His ass...
...in two weeks, you'd have a diamond!
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)3. Or possibly graphene
Which is also pretty cool stuff
Enrique
(27,461 posts)4. he's right
notice all the protons have crosses on them!
Good one!
Initech
(100,097 posts)5. He's really just an unbelievably stupid dumbass.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)6. Would Jesus mind keeping my papers from falling off my desk after my cat sleeps on them?
If you can hold together all the nuclei in the universe, is that really too much to ask?
Agnosticsherbet
(11,619 posts)7. So that means a nuclear explosion is just a colossal God fart.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)8. Gesundheit! n/t
longship
(40,416 posts)10. Thank God for the Strong Nuclear Force (so to speak).
opiate69
(10,129 posts)11. It's OK.. Brian Cox can explain it even to a dumbfuck like him...
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)12. He's a two-legged particle called a MORON.
That was easy and I'm not even a physics major!!!
Maybe the college he went to was a black hole and nobody noticed.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)13. He's certainly got a singularity inside his head.
Bryan Fischer's so dense that light bends around him!
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)14. Bryan Fischer has a permanent mentational function fail.