10 Conservatives Cruising for Gay Sex at CPAC

[Emit]

The Conservative Political Action Conference, the annual Republican Woodstock, kicked off in our nation’s capital on Thursday. (...)

For most conference attendees, CPAC offers them the chance to not only attend workshops, vote in the famous straw poll and take in high-profile speeches, but to meet like-minded folks who share similar worldviews. And for some of them, it offers up the chance to meet really like-minded folks who share a particular secretive predilection. Since Grindr wouldn’t be able to tell us who’s in town for CPAC and who’s just on the prowl, we called up Craigslist on our Netscape Navigator browser and looked around for who’s cruising for good times away from the prying eyes of friends and family back home.

These were all posted within the last day or two. We did not plant any of them or alter them in any way. And we’re genuinely rooting for this lot, hoping all these guys score — it doesn’t matter what side of the aisle you sit on, or what you sit on, everyone’s entitled to some lovin’ they prefer.

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The Reluctant Penetrator
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This dude’s a pro, throwing out online cruising acronyms like “HWP” (height/weight proportionate, aka “not you, fatty”). Although nobody must have ever pointed out to him that “discrete” means separate or distinct; he’s looking for “discreet,” which means “I’ll literally kill you if you threaten to tell.”

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The OCD Bottom

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Short and sweet: I’m young and clean, you’re young and clean, let’s do this. Bring lube and Lysol.

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http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/10-conservatives-cruising-for-gay-sex-at-cpac/

[MrScorpio]

1. Of course, they are. nt

[crazylikafox]

2. Only 10???

[Behind the Aegis]

3. It's like frat parties, great place to get some man on man action and not have to call the next day!

I will never understand the overly-conservative gay person. If all things were equal, then I might get it, might! The closet is a lonely, lonely place.

[Emit]

4. Your comments helped serve as a reminder for me, Behind the Aegis, that

the conservative gay rights group, GOProud, was banned this year:
http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/10/goproud-talk-cpac-exclusion-and-why-santorum-wont-win/

[Botany]

5. R these real?

I have always thought that the more somebody complains about
"the gays" and their lifestyle the more I think they are closet cases.

Rick Santorum fits that to a tee.

[Emit]

6. To the extent that one can say that one cannot always trust what one reads online

The original article did say they were real, not made up, not doctored.