You know youre a Teabagger when...

[SummerSnow]

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You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and
appointed a President.

You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to
dictate energy policy.

You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us.

You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on on
illegal war.

You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in
Iraq.

You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.

You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under the previous
President from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion.

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping
Americans and the President lied about it.

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora.

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter
Reed.

You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown!

You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.

Yes! Illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your
tax
dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you, but helping
other Americans... well that makes you mad!
Taken from them right wing republican joke page

[Cha]

1. Excellent, SummerSnow!

[Earth_First]

2. ...Your tricorner hat is 'Made in China' nt

[VPStoltz]

3. If only these people were as mad about...

hunger as they are about gay marriage we wouldn't have children needing meals
education as they are about having a Black President we would be the envy of the world
the sick as they are about stopping the ACA we would live forever.

If they were afraid of any of these issues as they are of the NRA, well...?

[heaven05]

4. succcinct

succinctly put.

[marble falls]

5. When you own two cars:

one out back on blocks and one out front that's broke down.

[ReRe]

6. K&R

... so more will see this.. You need to send this to The Nation or The Rolling Stone or The Progressive or The Utne Reader. You didn't leave a thing out!

[BetterThanNoSN]

30. Umm..really?

Didn't leave a thing out? I'm going to be consevative(now i feel dirty, lol) and estimate i could add another 20 items to this list if given time. Bush and his ilk gave us no shortage of material when it comes to effin this country up.

[ReRe]

34. You're right....

... You need to contact SummerSnow and see if youz can combine your indictments and be co-authors. Heck, it could be an outline for a book.
Sky's the limit. Become a NYTimes Best Seller. Donate the proceeds to Occupy!

[Iggo]

7. Kick.

[randome]

8. You know you're a Teabagger when...

...nothing but lilly-white 'blue-blooded' Americans are willing to vote for you.

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[Skittles]

10. you forgot REAL, randome!

as in lilly-white "blue-blooded" REAL Americans, as opposed to those godless ones East and West!!!

[randome]

11. You mean 'real' Americans as in Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and...

...no I can't do it! I can't even pretend anymore! The TP and the Republicans are so fucking ludicrous how can we even satirize them any longer?

[Skittles]

12. I hear you

oh yes

[kairos12]

9. When...

you're fuel guzzling Escalade has a yellow ribbon for the troops on the back.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

13. Wnen

you realize your S.S. checks and Medicare benefits are a form of socialism.

[sheshe2]

14. Well said, SummerSnow! nt

[Isoldeblue]

15. You feel justified in scamming the IRS to not pay taxes

[RC]

16. Freepers, Birthers, Morons of all stripe, You didn't get mad...

You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.

You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy.

You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.

You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.

You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.

You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.

You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden.

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown.

You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You finally got mad when.. when... wait for it... when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you but helping other Americans... well fuck that. That about right? You know it is.

You people have all lost your fucking minds. You are selfish, greedy, obnoxious, narcissistic, and frankly... stupid. Your pathetic little misspelled protest signs are embarrassing. Maybe you ought to find the smart person in your midst and let them make up all the signs, cause man, you look like a bunch of idiots. Also you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny

walldude
Aug-13-09 03:19 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6296630

It is not nice to plagiarize. Especially from another DU'er.
At the very least you passed off the OP as your own, when it is not. Always state your source.

[Sherman A1]

20. +1

Well Said!

[another_liberal]

24. That does kind of suck . . .

Really does.

[SummerSnow]

28. Didnt plagarized from another duer..git it off another website.Thanks for reminding to source it

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

17. ...When even George W. Bush is a little too moderate for your taste

[magellan]

21. +1

They actually do say that he was too liberal.

[Thinkingabout]

18. K & R

Teabaggers don't get mad when gun nuts kill 20 kds in school or a doctor worshipping in church but are prolife on abortion.

[PatrynXX]

19. still getting over the waste of IRS money = $60,000

ahem. Republicans have tried repealing AHC 38 times to the tune of $50 million. kinda hard to top that. $60,000? vs $50 million WTF??

[GoCubsGo]

25. You beat me to it.

Never mind the BILLIONS of dollars that THEY have been wasting over the years on tanks, airplanes that don't fly, missile "defense" systems that don't defend, and other crap that the Pentagon doesn't want. Bunch of goddamn hypocrites. The money the IRS wasted doesn't even pay for a stinking replacement part on some of those hunks of junk.

[Gabby Hayes]

22. When you have to sell 10,000 rolls of toilet paper at the flea market......

because that Mayan Doomsday thing fell through.

[blkmusclmachine]

23. The Tea Bags get mad at whatever their masters the Kochs tell them to get mad at.

They. Are. Sheep.

[Berlum]

26. There you have it

k and r

[AlbertCat]

27. They didn't get mad until....

.... a black man was elected.

Like Janeane Garofalo said at the very 1st Teabagger rally: "Racism straight up."

[ctsnowman]

29. Big K & R

[MisterP]

31. wait, when'd we get the right to see a doctor when we get sick?

[Initech]

32. You know when you're a teabagger when at a conference Glenn Beck is the sane one in the room..

[Coyotl]

33. But you got "mad as hell" every damn time

Fox News told you too

[Rozlee]

35. You know you're a teabagger when

You make $15,000 a year at Walmart and think you're middle class.

And think despite this, you're not one of the 47% Mitt Romney talked about.

Think Saddam Hussein hid his WMDs in Syria.

Think Barack Obama is a secret Mooslem and has Osama bin Laden living in the White House.

Think Michelle Obama's mother practices voodoo in the White House. I read this in a chain email my teabagger sister gets.

Think Obama used his Muslim influence in Libya to get Ambassador Stevens killed because he was stinging from Obama's rejection of him and was going to reveal their homosexual relationship. Got that from lurking and reading posters on World Nut Daily.

Think Obamacare is going to insert microchips into you that will keep tabs on you. Got that from a site where the picture of the microchip is actually an identification tag that goes on prosthetics like hip and knee replacements to identify them in case of recalls.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

36. When you get angry that organizations appearing to be blatantaly hostile to the payment of taxes....

....apply for tax exempt status as "social welfare" organizations despite possessing a clear political motive and the ability to fundraise for political candidates of it choice.

[Populist_Prole]

37. When you insist that public policy should be pro-corporate, because they are "job creators"

But when you show them where a corporation lay-off employees, offshore or demand concessions even while enjoying record profits, you can drop the whole job-creator meme like a hot potato and defend same corporation in the name of the free-market. All this, with not the slightest hint of irony, let alone sheepishness.

[Rex]

38. You cannot stand it when someone says Zimmerman is

going to rot in prison. You might be a freeper.

[JHB]

39. When you are outraged about Benghazi, but...

...were ok with Bush, Cheney, and their chickenhawk neocon advisors used 9/11 to take our armed forces on a half-assed joyride in Iraq.

When you want to know who didn't send support to a consulate, but don't care who made plans for an entire invasion based on an entire chain of dodgy assumptions falling their way.