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Tony_FLADEM

(3,023 posts)
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:11 PM Feb 2012

Burglar vacuumed home, folded laundry and cooked dinner

A South Bend mother returned home Monday night with her son and discovered Keith Davis, 46, had broken in and cleaned her apartment in the 4600-block of Lance Court.

"I seen my living room light on and the bedroom light on, so once we came up the stairs I figured my brother was home. I turned the knob and it was locked, so I seen my screen open and I pushed my window open and it was some random guy in my kitchen," said tenant Ashley Murray.

Murray then walked away from the window with her son and called police before yelling at Davis to leave her home.

"I'm like 'the police are on their way' and he told me 'the police already been here', closed my window, locked it back up and closed my door and sat in a chair in front of the window until the police came. Once I finally got a chance to get in I then notice he cooked some chicken and onions in a pan, folded my clothes up and swept my floor," said Murray. "The police said it looked like he was a good chef. it looked like he had broth and everything in it."



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Burglar vacuumed home, folded laundry and cooked dinner (Original Post) Tony_FLADEM Feb 2012 OP
I need him to break into my house.nt sufrommich Feb 2012 #1
He wouldn't have to break in. Recovered Repug Feb 2012 #13
Somebody isn't taking his medications. kestrel91316 Feb 2012 #2
I think there's a support group for that. Burglars with OCD. GodlessBiker Feb 2012 #3
Sounds almost like something that went on in the 80's intaglio Feb 2012 #4
In a better world, this would be the beginning of a beautiful friendship librechik Feb 2012 #5
+1000 Blue_Tires Feb 2012 #14
If there were only this type of crimes in America liberal N proud Feb 2012 #6
"He drunk up my orange juice, but it's cool because he swept up my floor and folded my clothes" MrCoffee Feb 2012 #7
Reminds me of the analogy about illegal aliens treestar Feb 2012 #8
Cool idea for a TV show... JaneQPublic Feb 2012 #9
I can see it more of a movie... joeybee12 Feb 2012 #10
wow Liberal_in_LA Feb 2012 #11
I'm not sure I trust his cooking 2pooped2pop Feb 2012 #12

intaglio

(8,170 posts)
4. Sounds almost like something that went on in the 80's
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:29 PM
Feb 2012

If someone was moving into a shabby house some of us would show up to do "Breaking and Decorating" so that they'd be comfortable and clean.

librechik

(30,674 posts)
5. In a better world, this would be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:30 PM
Feb 2012

I mean, in a Hollywood Rom Com.

liberal N proud

(60,336 posts)
6. If there were only this type of crimes in America
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:32 PM
Feb 2012

Breaking in and doing the chores.

They should have invited him for dinner since he had it prepared.

MrCoffee

(24,159 posts)
7. "He drunk up my orange juice, but it's cool because he swept up my floor and folded my clothes"
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:34 PM
Feb 2012

Why does that make me laugh? It's cool, have some juice, sweeping and folding is thirsty work!

treestar

(82,383 posts)
8. Reminds me of the analogy about illegal aliens
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:37 PM
Feb 2012

as if they are breaking into our house. They break in but then they clean up the house and pick the vegetables.

JaneQPublic

(7,113 posts)
9. Cool idea for a TV show...
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:38 PM
Feb 2012

...Have guys with this kind of OCD problem break into the houses where the Hoarder people live.

A match made in heaven (or at least basic cable)!

 

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)
10. I can see it more of a movie...
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 02:43 PM
Feb 2012

Become friends, try to get him help, works out, relapses, then some crisis and everything is fine in the end!

 

2pooped2pop

(5,420 posts)
12. I'm not sure I trust his cooking
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 03:19 PM
Feb 2012

what with the nutso factor and all, but could you send him to my house for the cleaning services? Do you know if he pet sits?

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