TED CRUZ Ladies and Gentlemen!

[rustydog]

Oh my dear GOD, If George W. Bush could have sex with himself, impregnate himself and give birth...Ted Cruz would be the result.

I haven's seen such concentration of stupidity and sheer ignorance since GW and his "I'm the decider" and "Mission Accomplished" moments.

So, are we at the 4-minute mark of his 5-minutes of fame?

[spanone]

1. he's one. scary. fuck.

[flamingdem]

2. Yeah, babay!

[Le Taz Hot]

3. I can't get over the striking resemblance

he bears to Joseph McCarthy. It's uncanny.

[flamingdem]

5. Yes, he's a bit thinner

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ha_VvYQ3J0U/USAxYqICv-I/AAAAAAAAGlE/AV3YDPvTehQ/s1600/cruz+mccarthy.jpg

[DCKit]

4. Or, he could have just taken a huge dump. nt

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Cruz is worse than Bush.

Bush could never have made it to governor of Texas if not for his father being president. Cruz made it to Senator by just being a batshitcrazy Teabagger.

Much scarier in my humble opinion. MUCH scarier! The Texas whack-a-doodles have organized and Cruz is their baby. That did not happen with Bush.

[Warpy]

7. I don't fancy the odds of his longevity in office

since he's so effectively pissing off the members of his own party. I have a feeling the GOP will primary him out in 2018, if there's still a GOP around, and that he'll be out if the GOP is defunct by then.