Let's get rid of the Republicans once and for all!

[landolfi]

We'll just assume everything is Obama's fault, and they can let us know when they find something that isn't, which will eliminate their entire reason for being. I mean, gosh, with his weather machine and Hitlerian charisma and all, how can it not be Obama's fault? Of course they won't tell us if it isn't his fault, but the effect of this will be to shut down their sorry bloviating about stuff that is his fault as well as what isn't. I'm not saying they'll do anything more than have mass and take up space at that point, but that would be a distinct improvement.

[DCKit]

1. Why would they have mass? They're not all Catholic. nt

[kentauros]

2. If they're not all Catholic, does that then imply they are massless?

If so, wouldn't that upset the laws of physics? Or is there a corollary I'm missing...?

[landolfi]

3. With their renewed focus on minorities

Where they did have mass, it would be in Spanish. Maybe the priest would get the Univision makeup guy to darken him up a little.