‘Romney Condoms’ offer protection for the ‘elite penis’

[Amerigo Vespucci]

‘Romney Condoms’ offer protection for the ‘elite penis’

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/08/romney-condoms-offer-protection-for-the-elite-penis/



Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has inspired a New York-based condom company to create a prophylactic for “anyone with an elite penis.”

The product, sold on RomneyCondoms.com, features packaging with Romney’s likeness, the words “never settle” and a background of $100 bills. “Despite Mitt’s Inability To Stick To A Position, Romney Condoms Are Great For ANY Position,” the website boasts.

Say It With a Condom founder Benjamin Sherman told Raw Story that his company would be sending a box of the condoms to the Romney campaign because he believes it could be a way for the candidate to connect with the average American.

“You know, Romney’s got his house in California, his house in the mountains and an apartment some place,” Sherman said. “You can’t fault him for being successful. You definitely can’t. That’s the American way. … Everybody needs condoms and this is definitely a way he can definitely reach out and touch someone. Literally.”

[FSogol]

1. Conan O'Brien said, "It'll be the perfect condom for someone who likes to change their positions."

[Evasporque]

2. And guards against santorum staining....nt

[qb]

3. To be honest, I wouldn't trust a Romney condom.