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mfcorey1

(11,001 posts)
Thu Feb 9, 2012, 02:36 AM Feb 2012

A little late night humor

Generic person's experience

I thought you may appreciate a good laugh…….
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.


The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'


Immediately the radio responded with,
Which one, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Herman Cain, or Sarah Palin?
Damn I love this truck...

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A little late night humor (Original Post) mfcorey1 Feb 2012 OP
Well done! You made me laugh! CaliforniaPeggy Feb 2012 #1
I would've expected Beck's (the musician) 'Asshole'. Tunkamerica Feb 2012 #2
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