The pregnancy police.

[originalpckelly]

The only national police force most right wingers could get behind.

[TheMastersNemesis]

1. Personhood Police

If the personhood laws pass any where women would have to go down to the police station for the prenatal care. That would be to make sure they are being good and not doing anything that would effect the person they are carrying. Gosh they would have to put a police unit in the obgyn unit to monitor activities. We would have the pregnancy Gestapo.

[REP]

7. Holy crap - are zygotes/embryos/fetuses being declared corporations?

I hope I didn't give them any ideas.

[NAO]

2. They prefer to be called "Advocates of Compulsory Pregnancy"

Expressions such as "Pregnancy Police" or "Full Term Fanatics" are considered derogatory.

[TheMastersNemesis]

3. Good Point

You make a good point. However I mean to be as derogatory and dismissive as possible. Care less what these jerks think.

[NAO]

4. Well then call them "Sperm Savers"

because ... every sperm is sacred!

Every Sperm is Sacred - FULL VERSION

[kestrel91316]

5. They think of The Handmaid's Tale as holy writ to be obeyed,

on par with the bible.

[Blue Owl]

6. Better yet, the privatized 3rd-party pregnancy police with no regulations

Oh, those sick fucks will have your best interest in mind, alright.