Mitt Romney 2012: Cartoon millionaire

[kpete]

Willard didn't win a single county in Missouri. He finished 30-odd points behind where he finished in Colorado in 2008. He finished third in Minnesota.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/rick-santorum-primary-victories-6653265


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-

Willard Romney, who likely smells like a bank vault right after a delivery from the mint, is like something out of a political Issac Asimov novel, a poor robot trying to muscle in on territory best suited for humans but, no matter how remarkably life-like he is, never quite wins over the meat bags who still crave something human.

http://welcomebacktopottersville.blogspot.com/2012/02/willards-not-so-excellent-adventure.html#links

[TlalocW]

1. I read a lot of Richie Rich comics as a kid

And Mitt is nothing like Richie Rich. He was invariably kind, generous, and somewhat embarrassed by his riches.

TlalocW

[Canuckistanian]

2. He's both Scrooge McDuck and Montgomery Burns

Although his Burns side keeps dominating.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Scrooge earned his money by being scrappy and savvy.

Raised in a Scottish orphanage for boys -- no inheritance there.

Like most cartoon characters, he outclasses Mittens.