NUCLEAR DEVICE FOUND ON WALL OF HOME!!1!1

[MineralMan]

Oh...wait...it was a smoke detector. Everyone can return to their homes now, folks.

[zappaman]

1. Details please.

I need to know where to know if I should start to fret.

[MineralMan]

3. It was at your next door neighbor's house.

RUN FOR YOUR VERY LIFE!

[zappaman]

4. Are you sure?

I don't see anything on twitter about it...

[MineralMan]

6. What you do not know...

as they say.

[Buzz Clik]

2. How about an anti-nuclear device?

[MineralMan]

5. Just do not cover the smoke detector with it.

[Ptah]

7. Where I grew up, we trolled in a lake.

[snooper2]

12. that's soooooo old school

[Junkdrawer]

16. Getting kinda like FR with WAY better software...

I think I hear Elad singing "Look what they done to my song, Ma"

[madokie]

8. Shit

I was hoping to get to stay out longer. my o my

[Dash87]

9. DAMMIT CHLOE GET ME THE SCHEMATICS OF THIS DEVICE! I NEED TO TAKE THE BATTERY OUT AND THE SOUND IS

DRIVING ME CRAZY! - Jack Bauer

[backscatter712]

10. Isotopes of Americium in our homes! n/t

[Rex]

11. CNN BREAKING: NUCLEAR SMOKE FOUND ON WALL.

CONGRESS TO IMPEACH THE HOME.

[damnedifIknow]

13. OMG

[msanthrope]

14. Call Congress Right Fucking Now!!! nt

[Junkdrawer]

15. The new Dihydrous Monoxide "I know science and you don't" joke...

oh...

[SidDithers]

17. DU rec...

In before the humourless GD Hosts lock the thread.

Sid

[Yo_Mama]

18. That's not funny n/t

[Junkdrawer]

19. Maybe not as intended....

I'm laughing my ass off.

[pokerfan]

20. It's more sad than funny

because I immediately thought of the ²⁴¹Am in my three smoke detectors and the tritium in my watch.

[FarCenter]

21. Americium -- the patriotic radioactive isotope

[In_The_Wind]

22. It's blinking green.

[MineralMan]

23. Uh-oh...radioactivity is at work.

[In_The_Wind]

24. Oh no! Won't any of my crystals save me.

I've got tourmaline in quarts.
A few lemurians, some ajoite.
Must build ...