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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm TIRED of DU posters casting aspersions on my aspargus!!!!!!!!!
I won't TAKE it anymore!!!
Quixote1818
(28,959 posts)Your Asparagus sprouted next to the outhouse!
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)Yeah, I just couldn't resist. I'm going to be using Gomer's line for the rest of my life.
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)He's idiot_n_TX.
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)Here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/louie-gohmert-eric-holder_n_3280953.html
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House Judiciary Committee Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.) noted that Gohmert's time had expired. Gohmert asked as a point of personal privilege that the attorney general answer which specific claim Gohmert had made that was untrue. The chairman told Holder to answer.
"The only observation I was going to make is that you state as a matter of fact what the FBI did and did not do. Unless somebody has done something inappropriate, you don't have access to the FBI files," said Holder. "I know what the FBI did. You cannot know what I know. That's all."
"I cannot have a witness challenge my character," said Gohmert, as the chairman told him again that his time had expired. Gohmert continued talking as other members of the committee asked him to observe hearing rules and suspend.
Gohmert asked again for a point of personal privilege and said that Holder was "wrong on the things that I asserted as fact." The other members of the committee disputed that his contention was a point of personal privilege.
"The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus," said Gohmert, in a malapropism for the ages.
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ms liberty
(8,592 posts)So now we know - Gohmert is a freeper!
pacalo
(24,721 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...a raspberry for him.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,355 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Like the knight swearing about the mustard, yet not forsworn. The ascendance of one so stupid is depressing.
dmr
(28,349 posts)I thought my ears were playing tricks on me.
He had such a temper tantrum!
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)rurallib
(62,444 posts)where did we leave Louie?
warrprayer
(4,734 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)At least he didn't try to squash his squash or spin his spinach.
That's hilarious.
Zorra
(27,670 posts)of minutes.
Poor Gohmert!
LeftInTX
(25,515 posts)Or is it Asperiges Me?
A Latin chant that always made me giggle.
Gothmog
(145,489 posts)Louie is one of her favorite targets.
WillyT
(72,631 posts)& Rec !!!
oldhippie
(3,249 posts)... fucking believe this place.
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)fucking believe the House of Representatives.
Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)Clearly he's no spocksman!
randome
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[font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font]
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Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)It gave my asp asperger's.
mimi85
(1,805 posts)We must form an investigative committee into Goober's two heads immediately! Quick, text Issa; we need action now!
Maybe that's his wife's pet name for ole Louie's penis. Could it have a green head?
johnp3907
(3,732 posts)LostOne4Ever
(9,290 posts)If we brought some hollandaise sauce?
BainsBane
(53,056 posts)Delicious!
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