Trending on twitter: INFOWARS PICK UP LINES

[AsahinaKimi]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23InfoWarsPickupLines&src=tren

[LibAsHell]

1. "How about we go get illuminaughty and you show me your nude world order?"

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LOL

[AsahinaKimi]

2. roflamo!

#InfowarsPickupLines how about dinner and a grainy movie with a crappy voice over #tcot

[LuckyTheDog]

20. Unlike the value of paper fiat currency, my love is real.

There's a war on for your mind, but that ain't what I'm lookin' at

You won't need a FISA warrant to get into my pants.

Delphi mind control ain't half as mesmerizing as you, baby

More: https://twitter.com/TheAngloSaxons

[malaise]

24. DUzy

[Fawke Em]

3. These are great!

Hey I just DDoSed your heart
And this is crazy
So here's my geographical coordinates
Drone me maybe! <3

[AsahinaKimi]

4. love it!

#InfoWarsPickupLines: The only fire that could melt steel is the fire in your eyes. Google it.

[FourScore]

5. very funny

[hfojvt]

6. "I'm writing this down."

"This is great stuff." George McFly in Back to the Future

[Electric Monk]

7. Are you a terrorist phone line? Cause I'd tap you in a heartbeat. #infowarspickuplines

[freshwest]

8. Hilarious! Thanks AK!

[AsahinaKimi]

23. Yeah they are..

i think....

[freshwest]

26. I think some of them are geared for the CTers as well as the reality based.

Whoever or whatever they think, they knew all the memes...

Like this one AJ gets them all atwitter about:

You make me feel like foreign UN troops are training alongside private Blackwater mercenaries… IN MY PANTS.

That and the Illuminaughty and the Nude World Order...

[Erose999]

9. It it hot in here, or is it just the tinfoil covering the walls?

[Erose999]

10. Is that twenty 1oz. Austrian Philharmonic gold coins in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[Erose999]

14. Can I get your HAM radio frequency?

[Warren DeMontague]

11. stone-cold paranoids need love, too

or DO THEY




seriously, I dont even know what that means.

[pinboy3niner]

18. First date begins with checking each other for wires. :) nt

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[CJCRANE]

12. Is that a false flag

in your pocket...

[reformist2]

13. All this illuminati stuff is a big joke to the younger generation.

[AsahinaKimi]

29. Lara Croft took it

Seriously!!!

[alfredo]

15. When I first laid eyes on you, I fell like Building #7

[Erose999]

16. Did I just mail you to a Senator? Because you are the bomb!

[Erose999]

17. If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd still rant about fiat currency

[Erose999]

21. Lets reproduce before the chemtrails make us sterile.

[AsahinaKimi]

22. lol these are great

i think..

[malaise]

25. LOL

RoninFalls: You show me your Bush, I'll show you an inside job.

[Erose999]

27. That InfoWars T-shirt would look better on the floor of my mom's bas- I mean - my underground bunker

[Erose999]

28. We don't need protection, the gov't has a cure for AIDS they just haven't released it yet.

[pam4water]

30. I've got the frequency, so call me Kenneth! I loved this one:

Dina ?@uberfreude 2h

Are those Glenn Beck Jeans? Cos your ass makes me cry #infowarspickuplines

[backscatter712]

31. "I promise not to sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids."

Came with this video...

[backscatter712]

32. "I'm no Mossad agent,

...but you're hotter than nano-thermite melting my heart like the steel beams of WTC."