Things I'd rather do than visit the Bush Library and Museum

[47of74]

There are a number of things I'd rather do than visit the Bush Library and Museum;
1. Get castrated without anesthesia.
2. Have all my teeth drilled, capped, then pulled without anesthesia.
3. Watch Fox News for an hour.
4. Drink nothing but Old Milwaukee for the next month.
5. Have open heart surgery without anesthesia.
6. Watch nothing but American Idol and Dancing With The Stars for the next month.
7. Amputate one of my own appendages without anesthesia.

Anyone else have things they'd rather do than visit Bush's hall of self congratulation? Feel free to add to my list.

[Major Nikon]

1. 8. Soak my head

[Cleita]

2. Sit in a pit of rattlesnakes for an hour. n/t

[riderinthestorm]

3. The ultimate road trip for Rethugs? First the Creation Museum, then the Bush Museum!!

[Cleita]

13. You need to throw Branson, MO in there somewhere too. n/t

[Thinkingabout]

4. K & R

I live about 90 minutes from Sr library and have found it easy to skip, I sure would not drive across the street to W's. I was given 8 chances to vote for him, never did and after he arrivd in Houston to establish residency in Texas I did background checks and what I found told me to skip ever voting for him.

[darkangel218]

5. I would like to visit.

Just to laugh my ass off and finger point. I would probably.be asked to leave

[JeffHead]

6. I'd rather slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of alcohol

[smirkymonkey]

7. Give myself a swirly in the toilet.

Just about anything, really.

[dionysus]

8. drink drano mixed with broken glass.... then set myself on fire.

after gouging out one of my eyes, and going golfing, using my gouged out eye as the ball...

[alittlelark]

29. ROTFLMAO !!!

[GiveMeFreedom]

42. I am sure you meant to

cut off one of your arms to use a club? Was just trying to be of service. Peace.

That was some funny stuff.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Pluck my eyes out with a melon baller.

[Deep13]

10. Swap hearts with Dick Cheney. nt

[Deep13]

11. go bobbing for french fries nt

[Deep13]

12. piss off Walter White nt

[alittlelark]

30. +100

[Deep13]

36. *chuckle*

[sarisataka]

14. Have lunch with Rush Limbaugfhg

ok not. I couldn't even type that without barfing

[Deep13]

22. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth. nt

[kimbutgar]

15. That's how I felt when someone asked me to go to the Reagan library in simi valley

I went to a dinner with my in laws and their friends. The friends gushed over the Reagan library and recommended it to us as a must see. My mother in law and husband had to look away to keep from lol at the suggestion. I smiled and said, "my son wants to check out the hotel pool". Since my son is austistic they said they understood so we went to a local mall instead. I would rather get a bikini wax then go there.

[Cirque du So-What]

16. I would rather read Atlas Shrugged in a single sitting

while in the throes of agony from a case of inflamed 'roids.

[AverageJoe90]

17. Things I'd rather do.....

1.)Listen to dumbass wacko New Agey climate doomers screech about how we're all doomed, that humans are parasites, that civilization's end is near, that we're going to the way of the dodo, that the IPCC is covering the truth up, etc. for a full 24-hour day (conversely, also/or deniers and their brand of bullshit).
2.)Watch Fox News with my dad for more than 2 hours.
3.)Lose my internet access for a few days via power outage.
4.)Watch a tornado touch down in my neighborhood.
5.)Time travel back to San Francisco just in time for the '89 Loma Prieta quake.
6.)Watch crappy Japanese porn.
7.)Listen to a Ronald Reagan speech while country music by Hank Williams, Jr. is being played.
8.)Face off with that evil bunny from "Monty Python".

[Buzz Clik]

18. Have Rush Limbaugh lecture me about global warming.

Listen to Sean Hannity talk about anything.
Have Bill O'Reilly offer to wash my back.

[zbdent]

19. On the Rude Pundit's FB page, I said

that I wouldn't go in there if it was the only place for miles where I could take a crap ...

[PD Turk]

39. I would

I'd stop there to take a crap..... wouldn't necessarily use the restroom though

[Tree-Hugger]

20. Pap smear nt

[Tree-Hugger]

21. Listen to my husband talk about baseball nt

[Ilsa]

23. Walk on razor blades to get to a glass of bleach to drink. nt

[backscatter712]

24. Get a colonoscopy using tools found at Home Depot... n/t

[curlyred]

35. This

[mikebl]

25. sandpaper a bobcats ass in a telephone booth

[47of74]

27. LOL

Filing away for future use!

[Warpy]

26. Root canal with a Black & Decker cordless drill

Eat a big slice of blackberry & bologna pie topped with chicken fat ripple ice cream.

Convert to $cientology.

Smear myself with honey and sit on a fire ant nest.

[sad-cafe]

28. slide down a rail of razor blades

landing in a vat of alcohol?

[Initech]

31. The papercuts gag from Jackass.

[First Speaker]

32. Have lunch with George Will, David Brooks, and Newt Gingrich...

...discussing Western Civilization...

[OldHippieChick]

33. Listen to Rush Limbaugh

Get waterboarded
Relive my last divorce
Take the bar exam again
Give birth
Listen to Ann Coulter -- on anything
Live in Arizona w/out air conditioning
Go to a hospital w/out health insurance

[47of74]

34. Yeah, I barely survived not having insurance.

[gordianot]

37. Visit the Rush Limbaugh bust in the Missouri State Capital.

[AnnieBW]

38. Walk a tightrope across the Grand Canyon with no net

Especially because I'm terrified of heights.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

40. Superglue My Penis To The Bullet Train

[47of74]

41. LOL

Definitely putting that one away for future use!

[LeftInTX]

43. I would go under one condition:

W and Cheney are prosecuted for war crimes.

[47of74]

44. Nah...

...it'd still probably be full of how poor Pretzeldunce and Darth Cheney were railroaded by the librul justice system.

[SMC22307]

45. Stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog's balls.

(Yes, I'm watching "Argo"...)