Grocery Store Turns Burglary Footage Into a Hilarious Commercial

[The Straight Story]

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You make lemonade. Add vodka. Make a crude electrical battery. Free sh*t is awesome. You make a TV ad. At least, that’s what Kent Pfrimmer, owner of Kent’s Meats and Groceries in Redding, California, decided to do. The initial video of the attempted burglary became an internet sensation thanks to Reddit and brought the grocery store a wave of publicity.

Naturally, Pfrimmer decided to turn the footage of the unsuccessful break-in into a hilarious commercial. Watch below as a man dressed in pajamas, loafers and stockings (so chic!) attempts to hurl a rock through a window and as pastrami sandwiches get face time. It gets no better.

http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/04/24/grocery-store-turns-burglary-footage-into-a-commercial/#.UXlweEr4KSo

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[longship]

1. Along with the obligatory Benny Hill music track, no less.

R&K

[GiveMeFreedom]

7. +1 k&r n/t

[XemaSab]

2. Kent's is a great little market

It's right next to the best nursery in NorCal, Wyntour Gardens.

/Redding

[LeftofObama]

3. LOL!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. That is HILARIOUS!

And I love love love the Benny Hill sound track!

[jpak]

5. LOLOLOL!!!!11

[FSogol]

6. LOL. He looks in the window and then leaves to put his stocking mask on.

A true criminal mastermind!