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Purveyor

(29,876 posts)
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 11:32 AM Apr 2013

Chechen Bombers = Iran Did It!

Yes, I know what you're thinking. What's Iran got to do with two young ethnic Chechens blowing people up at the Boston marathon and forcing Americans to endure a week long Cable Newsgasm. Silly rabbit, isn't it obvious? Iran is Nation Number 2 in the Axis of Evil, and it may be developing nuclear weapons, Besides, unlike Nation number 3, North Korea, which has exploded nuclear devices, tested ballistic missiles and can't stop itself from threatening the Apocalypse, Iran is MUSLIM!!!! (Plus, as a side note it's got oil - lot's of it).
Now you might be thinking, that this very same situation sounds vaguely familiar to what we did in Iraq after 911, when we invaded a country none of whose citizens had anything to do with that act of Terror! Terror! Terror!, but you would be wrong. Because we know with certainty that the Tsarnaev brothers have deep and abiding connections with Iran. Indeed, they are followers of Iran's Ayatollah (whatever his name is, I forget) and were undoubtedly trained and supported in their sophisticated attack on Patriot's Day by Iranian Intelligence agents and their scumbag proxies in Lebanon, Hezbollah. Trust me, I have it on a very reliable source: World Net Daily!

As reported exclusively April 16, a source within the Iranian intelligence services told WND that the Islamic regime had links to Monday’s bombings and that Hezbollah terrorists and Quds Forces were involved in the shadows. The information was shared with U.S. officials. [...]
WND’s source said the Chechen brothers were likely recruited and trained by other assets connected with Hezbollah operators with centers in South Asia to carry out their terror attack and then abandoned so there would be no link to Iran. [...]


The regime’s Quds Forces, along with Hezbollah, have long been recruiting and training terrorists with a focus in Herzegovina, Chechnya, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and other parts of the world, extending into Latin America. A new focus in the recruiting is on Sunni Muslims and non-Arabs to avoid any trace back to Iran and Hezbollah and to either present an apparent link to al-Qaida or individuals acting on their own, the source said.

You see, the older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, posted a video on You Tube that referred to a prophecy about the coming of a army of jihadists out of Khorosan, which is a province of Iran! And that army will destroy the infidels in an apocalyptic battle! And Iran's leaders believe in the same prophecy! See how it all fits together? But wait there's more!

MORE...

http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2013/4/20/142552/998?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boomantribune%2FSvpw+(Booman+Tribune)

I kid you not, this was being discussed on Detroit's 50K watt WJR-AM this morning with some former Iranian 'spy' who is so important, they had to alter his voice.

Of course I predicted this a week ago to much ridicule...
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SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
2. You're not posting this article as a serious analysis, are you?...
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 11:43 AM
Apr 2013

If you're serious, then you deserved whatever ridicule was directed at you.

Sid

 

Purveyor

(29,876 posts)
5. "Serious analysis" of what kind of nutballs write for WND, yes. Read the fucking article as it
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 11:57 AM
Apr 2013

is obvious.

gordianot

(15,238 posts)
3. Look at the attack on the Sikh Temple most probably confused as Muslims.
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 11:49 AM
Apr 2013

Turbans=Muslims

I am also confused which is worse bigotry or ignorance? Maybe it is just a simple case of Murkins are choosy about their headgear?

 

rdharma

(6,057 posts)
4. World Net Daily
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 11:52 AM
Apr 2013

Joseph Farah hasn't been the same since he left his career with the Village People years ago!

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