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Here is a piece of one of CNN's reports recast and separated from its distracting live video component. In this textual form, one may better see its dearth of content:
"...something just happened...
...we don't know what it is...
...let me catch my breath...
...we don't know what it is...
...but we can tell you that...
...we smell smoke...
...there are people that are running to the center there...
...you've got cars going straight...
...you've got cars peeling to the right...
...whether they've cordoned off this block...
...whether they've squared off this block...
...we don't know...
...but we can see a helicopter that is up in the air...
...something has just happened...
...a couple of police officers are running...
...we've got a dog, a dog that's on its way...
...interesting...
...that dog is barking...
...whether that is a K9...
...we don't know, but...
...we can smell smoke...
...we can smell...
...umm...there...there's something in the air...
...it's now passed over to us...
...but something definitely...umm...went off...
...we don't know what it is...
...ok...so...now that you see what is going on around here..."
*Note that the above reportage is satirized by its recasting as a poem - thereby, its truly absurd nature is revealed. As a "news broadcast", it is to be seen here (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/cnn-reporter-on-the-scene-in-watertown-reports-interesting-that-dog-is-barking/) from 0:33 sec to 1:15 sec in the video. CNN LIVE: Boston 8:35 AM to 8:36 AM and Deborah Feyerick are to be credited with the original work of performance art.
PatSeg
(47,418 posts)CNN is a poor excuse for a news channel. Most of the time they look like a SNL spoof.
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Media is a farce!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)"We know where the WMDs are..they are toward the north, and the south, and around there a bit".
Paraphrased...his actual statement was even more bizarre than I could remember.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)watch Ray McGovern remind Rummy what he said:
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)"that dog is barking"
gateley
(62,683 posts)inane statements. He was stupid from lack of sleep. I was thinking Get the hook!
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)What happened? Wa wa wawaht? OMG! I'm scared.....
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)tularetom
(23,664 posts)They've tried so hard to imitate Fox "News" that they more or less destroyed their credibility as a news outlet.
Meanwhile, the idiot demographic that they have attempted to lure away from Fox still thinks of them as part of the "mainstream media".
They have shit their own bed and didn't even see it happening.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)the Communist News Network.
Those guys wouldn't recognize a communist if one hit 'em upside the head.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)Just go with the international division; it's much better and miles more interesting and informative.