Where Is Pat Robertson?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

I was just wondering............after the New York Marathon gets cancelled due to a FEBRUARY hurricane and subsequent flooding, and the Boston Marathon gets bombed............when will Pat Robertson crawl out of his hole and tell us that this is clear evidence that God disapproves of humans running long distances? All you long-distance runners need to get yourselves a car and drive EVERYWHERE. And preferably a gas-guzzler, because the only thing God hates more than long-distance running is fuel efficiency. And clean air, apparently.

[freshwest]

1. But it was someone else said fossil fuels were God's will, or something. Can't remember which one...

[randome]

2. And don't forget the fertilizer plant explosion in Texas that caused a nursing home to collapse.

I'm sure those God-less old ones are responsible!

[Samantha]

3. I guess he is too busy peddling his age-defying protein shakes to get involved

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.aspx

Who knew?

Sam

[defacto7]

4. With Pat it's always about gays

You see, running is gay. It's a cover up for the evils of Sodom and Gomorrah. Those little running shoes are very gay and the spirit of the devil runs rampant in those spandex shorts. It's the Homasexuls that are to blame.



sarc.