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Breaking: our media is composed of clowns. (Original Post) Warren Stupidity Apr 2013 OP
Clown Network News - Seems apt. MineralMan Apr 2013 #1
Looks like they sure jumped the gun. pinto Apr 2013 #2
Maybe they can do a poll to see if the American people believe an arrest has been made. JoePhilly Apr 2013 #3
Spot on. CalFresh Apr 2013 #6
+1 countmyvote4real Apr 2013 #11
Cue up Henley's "Dirty Laundry" CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #4
Here you go Kelvin Mace Apr 2013 #10
That's the ticket. CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #16
Proof that we knew about back then. zeemike Apr 2013 #25
Perfect!! badtoworse Apr 2013 #40
But they can make holographs SoonerPride Apr 2013 #5
That's not breaking nooze! City Lights Apr 2013 #7
I work in the CNN building zappaman Apr 2013 #8
and this is a surprise Ghost of Tom Joad Apr 2013 #9
"Breaking" decades ago. GoCubsGo Apr 2013 #12
Well paid-off propaganda tools whom lie for a living just1voice Apr 2013 #13
You people have stood in their way long enough. *They're* going to *clown* college myrna minx Apr 2013 #14
How can they fill up all their time with telling us they know nothing? immoderate Apr 2013 #15
CNN also wrongly called the Supreme Court's health-care ruling KansDem Apr 2013 #17
I want to know who's sourcing CNN and the CakeGrrl Apr 2013 #18
Me too Iliyah Apr 2013 #23
Probably a random person walking into the Cop Shop ... Myrina Apr 2013 #26
In an era where pretty faces and saving $$ are valued over true journalists, this comes as no GreenPartyVoter Apr 2013 #19
Remember this? Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2013 #20
I know I have seen that before zeemike Apr 2013 #29
Like this one? raccoon Apr 2013 #21
oh thanks, now I won't be able to sleep for weeks. Warren Stupidity Apr 2013 #22
Wolf Baby!!!!! Fuddnik Apr 2013 #37
In other news...water is wet AnneD Apr 2013 #24
Breaking: this was new news about 20 years ago. Rex Apr 2013 #27
Meanwhile, back in Afghanistan..... nt SCVDem Apr 2013 #28
I hope they do have the guy in custody watoos Apr 2013 #30
Wha happen? UnrepentantLiberal Apr 2013 #31
Sorry. Not Breaking. We known this for quite a while. nt tsuki Apr 2013 #32
Exactly. I haven't taken our media seriously for years. n/t progressoid Apr 2013 #42
Dang! I thought there would be a clown picture! Cracklin Charlie Apr 2013 #33
Clown pictures are scary! Shrike47 Apr 2013 #34
yap AsahinaKimi Apr 2013 #35
exactly why I do not watch any of them Skittles Apr 2013 #36
+1000 nt ProudProgressiveNow Apr 2013 #38
K&R DeSwiss Apr 2013 #39
A little song a little dance Johnny Noshoes Apr 2013 #41

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
1. Clown Network News - Seems apt.
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:32 PM
Apr 2013

"We have it on no good authority that the Boston Bombing suspect is either in custody or not. Now back to Wolf (Clueless) Blitzer."

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)
3. Maybe they can do a poll to see if the American people believe an arrest has been made.
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:33 PM
Apr 2013

At least that would give the media something to do.

zeemike

(18,998 posts)
25. Proof that we knew about back then.
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 03:04 PM
Apr 2013

I guess once it carries on for a generation it becomes accepted as normal.

And thanks that is one of my favorite songs from Henley.

City Lights

(25,171 posts)
7. That's not breaking nooze!
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:35 PM
Apr 2013

The media clowns have been at it for awhile!

It's quite depressing, though, no? They couldn't find their own assholes with step-by-step directions!

zappaman

(20,606 posts)
8. I work in the CNN building
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:35 PM
Apr 2013

And am oh so lucky that it plays in the elevators.
My buddy and I always make a point to laugh at CNN while sharing the elevators with their employees.
The below the line people know how ridiculous their anchors and news team are and sometimes join us in our laughter about their ineptitude.

GoCubsGo

(32,080 posts)
12. "Breaking" decades ago.
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:38 PM
Apr 2013

They've been a fucking joke for at least 30 years now.

(Watching "Capitalism: A Love Story" on a Current TV stream. The shit these useless enablers let slip by---whooo boy.)

 

just1voice

(1,362 posts)
13. Well paid-off propaganda tools whom lie for a living
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:40 PM
Apr 2013

It's a prerequisite for the job, must be able to constantly lie with a straight face. Sadly, it's just one of 1000s of corrupt careers that dominate the criminal American landscape-o-propaganda.

 

immoderate

(20,885 posts)
15. How can they fill up all their time with telling us they know nothing?
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:41 PM
Apr 2013

Why don't they give us real news? They can't.

--imm

KansDem

(28,498 posts)
17. CNN also wrongly called the Supreme Court's health-care ruling
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 02:51 PM
Apr 2013
Fox, CNN blow it in initial calls on Supreme Court healthcare ruling

-snip-

While The Associated Press and many other outlets got it right, CNN and Fox News, two major TV news sources, blew it moments after the justices released their decision.

“Please, immediately, stop taunting on social networks about CNN and others’ SCOTUS ruling mistake and the AP getting it right,” wrote AP Central U.S. Region Editor David Scott in a memo to his staff. “That’s not the impression we want to reflect as an organization. Let our reporting take the lead.”

At 7:09 a.m. PDT, CNN sent out a breaking news alert: “The Supreme Court has struck down the individual mandate for health care – the legislation that requires all to have health insurance.”

TV screens tuned to CNN also saw an on-screen message that the individual mandate had been struck down. As Wolf Blitzer and John King discussed the mandate as the centerpiece of the president’s plan, and how it was the mechanism for payment, other outlets, and Twitter, where many also got it wrong initially, began contradicting them. (For a couple of minutes there, the Twittersphere was an incoherent mess, with so many conflicting tweets it was impossible to know exactly what happened.) Nine minutes after CNN’s first news alert, at 7:18 am PDT, the network sent out a retraction: “Correction: The Supreme Court backs all parts of President Obama’s signature health care law, including the individual mandate that requires all to have health insurance.”

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jun/28/news/la-pn-fox-cnn-blow-it-in-initial-calls-on-supreme-court-healthcare-ruling-20120628


Of course, they were right there along with FOX!

 

watoos

(7,142 posts)
30. I hope they do have the guy in custody
Wed Apr 17, 2013, 03:29 PM
Apr 2013

because CNN and Faux just tipped off the perp that they have his picture.

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