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http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/tenn-lawmaker-allegedly-drove-90-mph-while-masturbatingThree different women last week testified that a former Tennessee lawmaker exposed himself to them while driving at a break-neck pace, WJHL reported.
The accounts, each given independently last Thursday in a Kingsport, Tenn. courtroom, all detailed a similar incident: former Mount Carmel, Tenn. Vice-Mayor William Blakely first honking to get the attention of the women, then proceeding to masturbate, all while he was behind the wheel.
Witness Deanna Dykes said Blakely was "waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up."
"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," witness Deborah Sturgill said.
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ewwww
randome
(34,845 posts)Such as:
On a purely logistical level, that's actually kind of impressive.
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)Floyd_Gondolli
(1,277 posts)tblue
(16,350 posts)He could be in a circus. That's an amazing talent. Trying to picture it but can't really.
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)winter is coming
(11,785 posts)Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)PB
CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)and must be limber too.
Wetting his mouth? I think I know what they meant.
Orrex
(63,208 posts)frazzled
(18,402 posts)when I read it a few hours ago. I decided it wasn't worth the mental exercise. That's one sick puppy.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Sorry, that is all I could say.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,500 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,500 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Okay, not really. That ain't safe.
Remember: Don't Wank and Drive. ~a message from MAMD
immoderate
(20,885 posts)--imm
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)That's no speed bump.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)1. Drive 90 mph in interstate
2. Make obscene gestures to woman in next lane
3. Beat your meat
(presumably, all done simultaneously)
leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)Orrex
(63,208 posts)Apophis
(1,407 posts)That's quite impressive. Logistically speaking, of course.
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)But no. Now the visual cannot be unseen.
Autumn
(45,072 posts)I'm confused, such sloppy reporting . Was it just hanging out the window flopping in the wind or was he holding it out the window? How long is that thing ?????
Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)monmouth3
(3,871 posts)RKP5637
(67,108 posts)mzmolly
(50,992 posts)postulater
(5,075 posts)Kinda ruined it when I read tha tit wasn't.
reflection
(6,286 posts)raccoon
(31,110 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)He was late for his appointment with his diaper fetish dominatrix, hence justification for speeding.
reflection
(6,286 posts)wandy
(3,539 posts)When I try to I somehow add him also talking on a cell phone with a very large dog sitting on his lap.
The whole movie comes to a rather grisly end having something to do with power windows.
Blue Owl
(50,360 posts)n/t
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)I never exceed 75 mph when I am masturbating out of the window. It simply isn't safe.