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Weve all had our moments of appreciation for Goldfish crackers cheesy goodness, but one woman from Melbourne, Florida has taken Goldfish worship to the next level by claiming her cracker is a sign from God.
Apparently, Melbourne resident Patti Burke was working her way through a bag of her favorite snacks when she noticed that one of the Goldfish crackers was just a little different, He had a cross on him, and he had a crown circle up by his head. Something Ive never seen before out of all the Goldfish Ive eaten.
Burke, who eats two to three pounds of Goldfish in an average week, knew that this cracker was special. I believe its a sign, a sign from God, she told reporters.
Since Goldfish manufacturer Pepperidge Farms has denied deliberately manufacturing the crossed cracker, Burkes salty revelation might in fact be proof of divine intervention. Were a little doubtful that Goldfish would be the Lords cracker of choice Saltines are certainly holier but hey, we wont bash anyones taste in sacred snack food. Were just happy that (according to Burke) God loves our favorite cheddar-flavored munchies as much as we do.
http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/04/05/florida-woman-claims-this-goldfish-is-literally-christ-on-a-cracker/#.UWGqSjf4KSo
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)It is the exact imprint of a #2 Phillips screw head. A miracle, to be sure. A holy relic to be auctioned on eBay.
markiv
(1,489 posts)and his head on that cracker could be as important as St Paul's creation of the church
Phillip has long been underrated, as the patron saint of non slip screws. Isnt a screw that is less likely to strip just as important as a stone which the builders rejected?
immoderate
(20,885 posts)--imm
treestar
(82,383 posts)A sign from God! But of what, exactly? That Patti is one of His favorite people?
Mz Pip
(27,441 posts)There are probably fish in there that look like all kinds of things.
People see what they want to see.
DollarBillHines
(1,922 posts)along with the 'manicure'.
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)Although this is really stretching it.
longship
(40,416 posts)asjr
(10,479 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)LOL
FLyellowdog
(4,276 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)FarCenter
(19,429 posts)OK....
But Jesus eats matzos.
PassingFair
(22,434 posts)Occulus
(20,599 posts)Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)markiv
(1,489 posts)markiv
(1,489 posts)it's probably the only way the lord was ever going to get in her
markiv
(1,489 posts)a slow news day
Paulie
(8,462 posts)They dont come that way from the factory.
How about a safety recall for metal in the product???
Initech
(100,068 posts)Apophis
(1,407 posts)Philips head screw imprint. Nothing more.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,175 posts)Remember:
"If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some fool will buy it from you." -- G. Carlin
If she goes through two or three pounds of Goldfish in a week, I'd suggest she keep looking. She might come up with likenesses of all the Apostles, too, and sell them as a set.