Funniest Freeper comment I've read in a long time...
"I mortgaged the house and bought 2 commercial freezers and 4 large homeowner freezers, maxed out the credit cards to fill them with four years of food, and wrapped the electrical cords in aluminum foil, so I’m pretty much covered for whatever North Korea can throw at us."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3004980/posts
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the evil banking system would go down first under the Dark Angel television series trophe.
And the apocalypse that keeps them bleating about gold and silver won't stop the jack booted UN thugs with dronz from the gummint repossessing his house because all his money will be worthless!
This is the sad effect from a lack of basic practical knowledge of how the world works and listening to airheads like Palin and Beck:
http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Eye-Opening_Highlights_From_a_Creationist_Science_Textbook
Keep on buying that tin foil, Sparky, it'll keep them nuklear radio waves away from everything. Since Obama shut down the military, we ain't ready for no war with them there Reds!
Wolverines! Woof, woof!
Back in 1999, when North was panic-stricken about "Y2K."
"Plus I duct taped the plugs into the wall outlets, in case the blast is close enough to shake the house."
Now that's funny! He probably lives on the east coast as well.
someone is fucking with Freepers
That this one is such an extreme exaggeration of RW nuttery that it looks just like RW nuttery.
(But I think it's pretty clear that someone is having fun at the expense of the freepers - and a bunch of DUers...
)This is what I would do if I seriously thought an EMP was a threat.
I’m kind of a prepping skeptic. If I go all out and prep magnificently, all it takes is one person besides me to know that I have, when the system crashes I’ll have to be shooting people all day long, every day.
I think it’s more practical to buy things that will allow you to survive, hunting gear, etc. Some antibiotics, other medicines, flint, weapons, warm clothing, camping gear, one of those nice hand held water filters that can filter sewage , Iodine tablets, maybe a few packs of dehydrated water and some dehydrated food, perhaps a weeks worth. But why stock up on food/water? This makes you a HUGE target, and when the SHTF you need to be GONE , OUT, MOBILE.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3004980/posts?q=1&;page=54#54
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To: ansel12
Cover your house with bacon.
You will still die, but at least you will have nice smells to die to.
Has to be a DU Troll.
Not often you see it, but that freeper has a sense of humor.
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