Everybody take the "How Do You View the Republican Party Survey"

[Gravitycollapse]

http://surveymonkey.com/s/8PXHD8Y

For the lols.

[tabbycat31]

1. Is this the one where you have to be under 30?

If so, I flashed back 10 years and was a 23 year old cashier all over again.

[Gravitycollapse]

3. Yes it is.

[jwirr]

23. Me to.

[nc4bo]

2. Please don't take this survey if you are 30 years or older. Oh LOL

Problem amongst the youngins must be getting seriously deep. Good.

[winter is coming]

39. Either that, or the GOP doesn't want to find out how badly they're doing with the over-30 crowd. nt

[FSogol]

4. #6 How do you most often communication with people?

Ize communication wif them by....

[reflection]

6. Wow. Exact same posting time.

[FSogol]

7. Must be da communication!

[reflection]

5. 6. How do you most often communication with people?

Yep, a Republican definitely made this survey.

[Zorra]

46. Yeh, and they didn't even list "speak qih them personally"!

[bemildred]

8. Does we get to see results? nt

[lastlib]

28. yeah--in 2020............

[Wait Wut]

9. Holy crap.

Maybe if they had someone under 60 write the damned questions it wouldn't be so offensive. Some of those questions read as if they're aimed at 6 year olds. "Would you vote for someone if they were nice?" wtf.

[reflection]

10. I just ripped them a new asshole.

That was very cathartic. Thanks Republicans!

[s-cubed]

11. If I'm as divorced from reality

as the republicans, I can believe I'm under 30, right?

[newfie11]

12. Ha discrimination against old folks nt

[irisblue]

13. done!

for the LOLs indeed. those people are.....unbelievably moronic

[LeftofObama]

14. Would you vote for a republican if they were

African American

Latino

Asian

Gay

There was no option for "I would NEVER vote for a republican.

[FSogol]

17. That was funny. Their survey made me go back and answer it anyway.

[LeftofObama]

20. Me too.

I skipped it and it made me go back and answer it.

[sadbear]

18. What did you put?

Maybe an Asian republican for me?

[LeftofObama]

22. I put Gay.

Also I put in the survey that I'm 22 years old. I haven't seen 22 since reagan was president.

[lastlib]

29. I noticed that--I had to lie!

[Smilo]

34. Watch out - that is the first step towards

repulicanisation.

Nah, I think you are safe.

[Jamaal510]

35. I was

stumped on that one, too. I was thinking, 'WTF?'

[Kalidurga]

44. I checked all the boxes...

But, I wouldn't vote for a Republican even if he or she was all that.

[Initech]

15. What are your views of the Republican party?

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My answer:

The Republican party no longer represents the interests of the people. They represent the interests of the obscenely wealthy and big, publicly traded companies. They represent the religious but really don't know anything about the Bible or what Jesus actually taught. They claim to know history and the founding fathers but only hide behind a perceived image and false representation of what they actually stood for. They use the opinions of a lunatic fringe news network as a platform to get away with some truly evil stuff while dismissing fact checking as having a liberal bias. They use this network as a weapon to catapult propaganda without fact-checking to trick a truly ignorant audience to vote against their best interests. They allow the ultra wealthy like Charles and David Koch and huge corporations like Exxon Mobil and Goldman Sachs to loot our treasury, then trick the populace into thinking that people on welfare are taking their money. These are not the people who should be running the United States.

[AsahinaKimi]

32. I made it very simple.

"ignorant @$$h0l#$"

[pangaia]

38. "S**t for brains.

[Art_from_Ark]

53. +1000

[s-cubed]

16. You can take the survey as often as you like! nt

[bemildred]

19. And you can make stuff up too! nt

[sinkingfeeling]

21. Oh, that was fun! I didn't think much of having to answer the question

Would you vote for the Republican candidate if they were:

African-American, Latino, Gay, Asian, etc.

[City Lights]

25. I don't like that either! I would never vote for a republican

under ANY circumstance.

[bravenak]

24. Why did you register to vote?

George Bush.
Any advise for the GOP?
Keep out the Bushes!

[Isoldeblue]

26. What a waste of time.......... n/m

[wandy]

27. Couldn't take the survay, could read it...........

republican trolling for votes at it 's very best!
One question should have been...

What can republicans say to make you vote for them even if you know they don't mean it.

[AsahinaKimi]

30. done..

I ripped them a new one.

[life long demo]

31. OK. 70 became 29 again

That felt good. Finally got a chance to tell them exactly how I feel about republicans.

[thecrow]

33. DOn't forget to answer #26:

*26. Does the Republican Party seem fun?

[Aerows]

40. Sure

in the way that getting hit by a train sounds like "fun".

[JHB]

36. #13 is pure delusion

13. The Republican Party was founded on three core principles: Limited Government, Individual Responsibility and Low Taxes. Which of the following is true?

The Republican Party believes in that still

The Republican Party does not represent those values anymore

Other

Considering it was a liberal/left party when it was founded in Lincoln's day, I'm curious if they simply pulled that out of their ass or if that's what they got after putting selected facts through a taffy-pulling machine.

[The Blue Flower]

37. Wow, that was fun!

I haven't been 29 for a really long time!

[LonePirate]

41. Best use of my time this afternoon! Loved the question about what would make me vote for a Repub

I had a lot of fun with that question.

[SoCalDem]

42. My "optionals"

12. What do you think about the Republican Party?
Petty.narrowminded, mean-spirited, deliberate purveyors of lies & misinformation. Consciously sabotaging the economy so they can run in & "save the day"... (see arsonist firefighters)
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13. The Republican Party was founded on three core principles: Limited Government, Individual Responsibility and Low Taxes. Which of the following is true?
Orwellian gobbldegook words..Republicans have no core principles..well maybe two.....:contrarian voting to thwart the public good, and money-worship (even though most will never have much money)

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20. What would a Republican have to do or say in order for you to vote for her/him?

Not sure they have the words...and "saying" something to get elected is not the solution.. Republican's deeds have proven them unworthy of public trust, ever again


50. Is there anything else that you would like to say? (Optional)
Republicans should form 3 parties. They are NOT a single party anyway..

christion morality party
fiscal conservative
Xenophobic Racist party

[Tree-Hugger]

43. Thanks for sharing this

I had a lot of fun with it.

[Dpm12]

45. It didn't tell you the results

Who made this? A five year old? "Would you vote for a candidate if he was nice?' WTF?

[PD Turk]

47. "what is your view of the republican party?"

answer:

"It has become a haven for mean spirited bigots and a tool for the 1% moneyed elites to the detriment of the entire nation"

[FSogol]

49. Answer: "They smell like old people. Uggh."

[PD Turk]

50. yeah

that too!!

[UBEEDelusional]

48. #30 Now has a NEW race!

Would you vote for a Republican candidate if they were:

African America
Latino
Asian
Gay

Any clue as to what an African America is?

[Flying Squirrel]

51. My optionals...

12. What do you think about the Republican Party?

A: Sick.

13. The Republican Party was founded on three core principles: Limited Government, Individual Responsibility and Low Taxes. Which of the following is true?

A: Does not believe in Limited Government. Believes in Individual Responsibility, unlike Jesus Christ. Believes in Zero Taxes. Particularly for Corporations who make their money thanks to the Commons they don't want to help pay for.

16. Why do you vote (or not vote).

A: I honestly don't know.

20. What would a Republican have to do or say in order for you to vote for her/him?

A: I've changed parties. (But only if s/he were not running against a more liberal Democrat.)

32. If you are registered to vote, why did you decide to register?

A: So I could vote.

36. Do you think that the Republican Party discriminates against people? If so, which people?

A:

African Americans
White People
Men
Women
Latinos
Asians
Environmentalists
Gays and Lesbians

(Too bad there wasn't a category called "all except corporate persons.&quot

50. Is there anything else that you would like to say? (Optional)

A: Wake up. Or drop dead. Either works for me.

[name not needed]

52. Something tells me they won't like my answers.

[ChazII]

54. It is now closed. n/t