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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCiting Exhaustion, Kim Jong-un to Stop Threatening World on Weekends
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)Saying that he could no longer keep up the punishing pace of sabre rattling seven days a week, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un said today that beginning this month he will take weekends off from vowing to incinerate the world.
After the official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) released a revised April Threat Schedule showing that Kims declarations of war and doomsday ultimatums would be limited to Monday through Friday, North Koreas Supreme Leader explained his decision to make his weekends threat-free: Dad always told me that you have to pace yourself in this job. The biggest danger isnt the United Statesits burnout.
Kim said that he made his decision over the past weekend, after he issued his forty-ninth official statement threatening to engulf the mainland U.S. in a nuclear Armageddon: I was in the middle of saying infernal sea of fire, and I kind of realized, hey, Im just phoning it in. And I never want to be that guy.
After the official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) released a revised April Threat Schedule showing that Kims declarations of war and doomsday ultimatums would be limited to Monday through Friday, North Koreas Supreme Leader explained his decision to make his weekends threat-free: Dad always told me that you have to pace yourself in this job. The biggest danger isnt the United Statesits burnout.
Kim said that he made his decision over the past weekend, after he issued his forty-ninth official statement threatening to engulf the mainland U.S. in a nuclear Armageddon: I was in the middle of saying infernal sea of fire, and I kind of realized, hey, Im just phoning it in. And I never want to be that guy.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/citing-exhaustion-kim-jong-un-to-stop-threatening-world-on-weekends.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20(101)
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Citing Exhaustion, Kim Jong-un to Stop Threatening World on Weekends (Original Post)
polly7
Apr 2013
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Ligyron
(7,632 posts)1. bwaaahaaa! Good one...
Must be hard being The Dictator.
UTUSN
(70,686 posts)3. An illustration
polly7
(20,582 posts)4. LOL, that's great!
I love this one from dipsydoodle yesterday, too:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022595094