Missouri school investigates urine prank by girls team

[proud2BlibKansan]

CASSVILLE, Mo. (AP) -
A southwest Missouri high school says four girls' basketball players from a rival school poured urine into the opposing team's water cooler during a February game.

Monett High's principal told parents in a letter last week that the four Cassville High players each urinated into a cup, then dumped the contents of one of the cups into the Monett team cooler at a Feb. 4 game in Cassville. The schools are located about 20 miles apart near the Missouri-Arkansas border.

A written statement from the Cassville school district confirms that unspecified disciplinary action has been taken in response to the "inappropriate act."

Monett High School has contacted infectious disease specialists and says a Cassville student is being tested for potential health risks. Monett's principal encouraged parents not to retaliate.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/21786343/mo-school-investigates-urine-prank-by-girls-team

[Taverner]

1. ewwww

[Sheldon Cooper]

2. Disgusting.

[KansDem]

3. "Monett's principal encouraged parents not to retaliate."

Good luck with that one!

I'd like to at least know what the "unspecified disciplinary actions" was...

[Mariana]

11. I'm a parent, and I'd damn well "retaliate"

by filing a complaint and doing everything in my power to get the perpetrators arrested, charged and prosecuted for this crime.

[geek tragedy]

4. They should do jail time. Not supervised release or community service

nonsense, but "you're a criminal" jail time.

[marions ghost]

5. Like the guy putting the body products into chewing gum

for his co workers. Must be the cool thing these days. Retaliation with excrement.

This is really primitive. Fascinating de-evolution, reverting to chimpanzees.

[Initech]

17. Or the guy in Saginaw Michigan who thought it would be funny to semen in breath mint bottles.

No joke either: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/19/jordan-drake-semen-breath-mints_n_2909163.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Really what is happening in our society that this is considered a prank?

[Duer 157099]

20. WTF? This kid was apparently pretty "smart" too

Way to ruin your future, idiot.

"He also lost a scholarship at Michigan State University and an internship at Dow Chemical Company."

Good. Somebody that would do that should never be able to work at a chemical company!

[Initech]

23. I definitely wouldn't trust someone like that handling dangerous chemicals!

Plus he'll most likely have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

[marions ghost]

22. Not Sure

Idiocracy? Body fluids offenders proliferating.....(The breath mint guy was a stellar student, got off easy legally but lost his scholarship and job offers).

What is this about? Anyone got any clues?

[Initech]

24. Wish I knew. Stories like this are a dime a dozen these days.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Girls...

urine trouble!

[yesphan]

8. Doh !

[zappaman]

13. You beat me to it!

[Quantess]

7. That is surprisingly gross.

Girls usually have a communal sense of group disgust that prevents pranks involving bodily fluids from ever actually happening. I would have thought the "eeew" factor would have kept it from manifesting.
But then again, maybe teenage girls have changed a lot over the past couple of decades.

[HappyMe]

9. This goes past "prank" I think.

These asshats better hope like hell none of those Monett kids gets sick from this.

[one_voice]

10. "Inappropriate act"...

is that what they're calling it?

I'm thinking more like criminal act. As for no retaliation, good luck. I'm not thinking the parents, but rather the students. I know if I was one of the girls that drank from that cooler.....

[LisaL]

12. It should be a criminal act. Tampering with a food product and such.

[Mariana]

15. I believe in some states, this is considered poisoning. nt.

[marions ghost]

16. It was called assault when this guy did it recently....

Clay County prosecutors charged Robert R. “Chase” Brown of Independence with five misdemeanor charges of assault. Police said they are continuing their investigation and plan to pursue additional charges. Brown was in jail Thursday in lieu of a $5,000 bond.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/03/21/4135271/independence-man-accused-of-giving.html#storylink=cpy#storylink=cpy

[yellowcanine]

19. It is a criminal act. It is assault. Probably simple assault. But could be felonious assault if

someone gets seriously injured as a result. In this case the "weapon" would be the piss.

[Initech]

14. What is it with "pranks" lately involving shit and piss?

Remember the good old days when kids would just go toilet paper someone's house? Now it's like "let's go cover someone's car in cow shit" or "let's go pee in the opposing team's drinking water". WTF!!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

18. I had that same thought.

Unreal, isn't it?

[Initech]

21. Unreal and quite disgusting.

Look people - anything you think might be a prank that involves bodily fluids (this includes vomit, shit, piss, semen, blood...) isn't a prank. It's a crime. Probably a misdemeanor or even a felony in some cases.