This amused me this morning, maybe it will bring you a smile too

[1-Old-Man]

I spent most of the morning at a local hospital having some tests performed. I got out of the first tests quickly and turned up early for the next scheduled test, which was an ultrasound of my heart. The waiting area for the ultra sound was just filled with old farts like me. We sat comfortably in a little nook off the main hallway, about ten of us in total. Interestingly enough all of them were chatting among one another when I arrived and so pretty quickly we all got to hear each other's complaints.

One old fart began his story by telling us about the good service he had got at the local VA Hospital. He credited them with finding the root cause of his decades-long intestinal dilemma. This is how he explained it to the room, "I had this orgasm living in my stomach for 40 years". About half of the room nodded their collective heads in sympathy for the man while the other half of us just sat their and chuckled.

[HubertHeaver]

1. Those orgasms will get you every time.

[baldguy]

6. Only if you do it right.

[Scuba]

2. Contagious?

[winter is coming]

3. Ah, to be a fly on the wall when someone tells him what he actually said!

OTOH, would all of us rather have an orgasm than an aneurysm?

[olddots]

4. he suffers from Norm Crosby desease

the 50s-60s comedian who misused language and it was hilarious .

[marybourg]

5. Before that there was Mrs. Malaprop.