GOP After CPAC Self-Evaluation Check list

[Katashi_itto]

We Republicans are:

1. Way too nice.
2. Women want me so badly, my sexiness is a burden. (Hence that's why there is no such thing as rape. What woman could resist me? I must tone down my sex appeal)
3. Modest to a fault. (See Paul Ryan, he's our model, and he's way to modest)
4. Sometimes overwhelmed by my own genius. (See Paul Ryan again)
5. Haven't done a good enough job communicating my brilliance to all the useless little people. (Oh that of course is our Mitt Romeny Model)

I must work harder to overcome these slight personal flaws.