Newt is going to hold a "work session" and abolish "ObamaCare" before attending to his balls.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Tweety just played a clip. Before he goes to his "various inaugural balls," Newt plans to take a two-hour work session and make "ObamaCare" go away, as well as a few other things on his list. Then he'll go have fun with his balls. Inaugural balls.

[FarLeftFist]

1. Things are getting weirder and more bizarre inside the conservative bubble.

[Old and In the Way]

2. I wonder if he's picked out the King and Queen thrones yet?

I would hope they're not too Tiffany gaudy....

[w8liftinglady]

3. LOL... the immature 14 year-old inside me wants to say something.

Newt,I doubt very seriously you can tend to your balls by yourself.

[WingDinger]

4. Before that happens, he will get kicked in his AUGURAL BALLS.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Augural

He is counting his chickens, like a hubristic Greek character.

[hifiguy]

5. Thread title is definitely a DUzy.

[graywarrior]

6. I love witnessing massive egos crash and burn

His crash should be spectacular and epic beyond all proportions emiting lots of splatter to stain the tightly closing conservative walls for decades.

[tanyev]

7. Newt needs to stop counting his balls before they're inaugurated.

[DesertFlower]

8. i missed it. direct tv

is here working. so the tv is out.

[Stratetalker]

9. Callista's balls are what I'm worried about

I was tending to my 90 yr old mom in her facility a few days ago and her tv is always on msnbc. We were just pleasantly watching together when she just outright shouted 'I Will Not Have A Trifling Whore in The White House'!! I almost spit out my tea chortling. LOL

[Lugnut]

10. I want some of whatever he's smoking.

[HopeHoops]

11. The "Neutered One" doesn't HAVE any balls.

He just has an ego the size of Georgia.

[gopiscrap]

12. Yeah Sure if Newt's head gets any bigger

it's going to explode!

[madrchsod]

13. now that IS funny