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Police in Chicago say a teenager with gang ties tried to blame a self-inflicted gunshot to the groin on a pair of ninjas before eventually coming clean. The unnamed 17-year-old was brought to Loyola Hospital in Maywood with a "left groin" injury that appeared to be self-inflicted.
But police officers who were called to the hospital by staff were told by the teen that two men dressed in ninja garb were to blame..................
After a scan of the crime scene, a review of surveillance footage, and a number of interviews with potential eyewitnesses yielded no proof of ninja-related activity, police confronted the teen and eventually were told the truth.
It seems the kid was in his car with an unspecified number of "female friends" and was messing around with a gun when it accidentally discharged in his lap.
http://gawker.com/5991072/gangbanger-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-nuts-blames-ninjas
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)and whining about how we the people had to use our guns to kill over 100,000 civilians.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)No one will be able to find them and confirm it. They're ninjas.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)...but, ninjas... I like it! "Ninjas did it!" I'm switching.
TYY
Morning Dew
(6,539 posts)"did you just blow off fireworks?"
"No, Officer, it was kids on bikes."
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
Enrique
(27,461 posts)NickB79
(19,274 posts)He was trying to impress.
Darwin is pleased.
Ganja Ninja
(15,953 posts)grahamhgreen
(15,741 posts)Turbineguy
(37,372 posts)to breed from anyway.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Everybody knows they are sneaky fuckers.
JHB
(37,163 posts)grahamhgreen
(15,741 posts)alcibiades_mystery
(36,437 posts)He shot himself in the groin. That's what the hospital said. Neither the hospital nor any respectable newspaper would have a problem saying he shot himself in the testicle. They'd just say that.
So, the Internet's deepest desire seems to be in vain here.
LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Everything else about his story rings completely true though.
NickB79
(19,274 posts)Tiny, bullet-shaped shirikins. Ninjas are sneaky like that.
JHB
(37,163 posts)Apophis
(1,407 posts)Thanks for the Monday morning laugh.