Time for another... Hate Mailbag!

[EarlG]

In this edition of the Hate Mailbag our erudite contributors hold forth on the topics of gun control, climate change, and eating a bag of dicks. Vote for your favorite!

OBVIOUSLY YOUR BAN WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

Subject: Locking on Account?

So, let's get this straight. I join, in good faith, and make like three posts and you fucktards ban me without even stating a reason? How democratic and big of you. Go eat a bag of dicks.

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER

Subject: forum

You're all pussies. You revoke my "privileges" for, what, posting my opinions? Because they are contrary to your libtard views...typical. And your site sucks...I think you need to ask the government for a grant to bring your forum into the 21st Century.

IT'S ALMOST A HAIKU

Subject: Msmbc is so bias. Hate the network

Can't you just be fair? Just can not understand.

A RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNER WRITES

Subject: Haha.

Really? Nothing better to do huh? If it's your little group that's fucking with my truck I suggest you think again. I swear on my life if I catch someone near me or my truck I will shoot to kill. The tire blowout was all you as well I'm sure. Really cool. BTW, I saw your kid with some high octane fuel recently... they start younger and younger these days. Go Montana and North Dakota!

Which of your kids will be a statistic and earn a Darwin award?

COOL STORY BRO

Subject: My recent ban

Been a memeber of DU for several years. Did not post much. I enjoyed reading the most. But when i did get up the curage to start my own thread just to prove banning semi automatic Bushmasters would do absolutley nothing except get the right wingers riled up just like the clinton era. I think or thought they ALL needed to be banned.

But i have since changed my mind. I notice if you bring logic into the conversation over at DU you get banned. But now if i want to say fuck a gun nut fuck him and his car and his silly lawn mower, something that does not make sense at ALL is o.k.?

Well, FUCK YOU! The right will get my MONEY AND MY VOTE from now on. I just cannot take anymore of the stupid. So to celabrate. I wnet out and purchased a Bushmaster. A creat of armor piericing ammo (lake city) and a 100 20 rd clips.

A XD .45 3 mags each holds 13 rounds plus one in the chamber and 3 boxes of black talons and 3 boxes of remington +p I feel SO liberated. I was on the wrong side the WHOLE time. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

Goona buy a shotgun next that holds eight rounds of Dragons breath and double slugs.

SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE CLUCK?

Subject: Appeal account right

My posting privileges were revoked based on my opinion username: Glock . As my constitutional right "freedom of speech".I have not used fowl language, or disapproved anyone's comment.

IT'S RON!

Subject: (no subject)

That didnt take you long you douche bags, How Am I supposed to infiltrate you now?. You have only proved to me the Idiocy and stupidity of your rationale. Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless, and anti American. Although I do agree with the 1st amendment allowing this kind of speech. I think you repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent. All the members of your Orgizanation are bafoons that have brains incapable of sovereign thought. I wish you the best in your attempts to conlude the public in your immoral Anti American ideas,

Drone on robots!!!

Thanks,
RON!

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

Subject: why was i banned?

i posted twice one i thought was a comical remark on socialism which i said socialism looks like north korea and the other i stated a scientific remark on global warming on how climate changes according to nasa is due to the sun and how the real problem is the ozone layer and how thats how we are really harming the environment

i think i was unfairly banned im sorry i just would like to be informed why i was banned if it is something else i did.

I'D BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO GLENN BECK

Subject: (no subject)

Obama you fucking no good scum sucking thug fucking th th th th th th the Spit it out you fucking retarded big eared purple scum fuck

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POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?

206 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Time expired
	The person who told us to eat a bag of dicks
	16 (8%)
	The person whose opinions are contrary to our libtard views
	1 (0%)
	The person who thinks that Msmbc is so bias
	0 (0%)
	The person who wants to kill us for fucking with his truck
	81 (39%)
	The person who used to be liberal until DU converted him into a right-wing Republican gun fetishist
	20 (10%)
	The person who did not use fowl language
	10 (5%)
	The person who thinks our Orgizanation's repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate
	50 (24%)
	The person who wanted to let us know that global warming is caused by the sun
	6 (3%)
	The person who referred to President Obama as a purple scum fuck
	3 (1%)
	Newsmax's Business Development Team
	19 (9%)
	5 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[onehandle]

1. Did anyone go eat a bag of dicks?

If so, where did you get the bag, much less the dicks?

[leveymg]

8. With enough mustard and hot sauce, almost anything can be eaten. Did I mention beer?

[sarge43]

29. They're best chocolate covered with a nice chianti. n/t

[Janecita]

41. Mmmm, my favorite😉

[leveymg]

47. What, no Fava beans?

[Nanjing to Seoul]

209. no liver either. hehe

[zeemike]

92. Do they come with sprinkles on them?

I say if they don't look good don't put them in your mouth.

[lonestarnot]

183. mmmm. Nutella.

[Submariner]

148. Slippery dick ceviche is yummy too

[Fantastic Anarchist]

192. I prefer Jussi Pussi ...

[img] [/img]

Yes, I dated a Finnish girl.

[pipi_k]

18. I refuse

to buy any until I find out whether they charge by the pound, or by the inch

[lovemydog]

108. Right wing brains

cost a lot more by pound. Because do you have any idea how many right wingers it takes to get just one pound of brains?

[JoePhilly]

39. Maybe it was one of the secret ingredients on CHOPPED!

Open your baskets ...



Today you have ...

A bag of dicks ... sour grapes ... bitter herbs ... and ... Chiclets ...

[narnian60]

82. Hahaha. Excellent.

The hardest basket ever (pun intended)!

[kurtzapril4]

225. JoePhilly,

You win one set of the intertubes!

[winter is coming]

48. I myself am a fan of free-range dicks, as they're chemical-free.

Alas, that erstwhile DUer was not.

[timdog44]

57. I have only been

able to find GMO dicks. They probably came from guys who dressed right.

[Squinch]

138. And anything else would be cruelty to dicks. No need for that.

[eridani]

205. They also need to be grass-fed and fair trade, of course n/t

[reflection]

80. Of course, you can't eat just one. n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

84. I buy mine in bulk to cut down on the packaging

Trying to reduce my carbon dick-print...

[soleiri]

88. Costco, of course!

[KamaAina]

90. I thought they came in a can

[awoke_in_2003]

95. Not me...

my doctor said I should cut back on dicks.

[Ratty]

96. Ahem. The correct phrase is "Suck a bag of dicks."

Eating a bag of dicks makes absolutely no sense. That guy needs to keep up on his popular culture.

[In_The_Wind]

123. Suck a bag

[In_The_Wind]

121. not lately

[Election_Correction]

134. I wasn't even aware they could be bought by the bag.

Just where does this guy shop?

[msanthrope]

149. You could use the 'vagina bread' as rolls. nt

[L0oniX]

165. LMFAO n/t

[NoGOPZone]

161. I prefer my dicks boxed nt

[Left Coast2020]

242. This thread should be saved for the Christmas party

It absolutely hysterical.

[Gore1FL]

171. www.amazon.com --- duh

[Initech]

176. With some fava beans and a nice chilled Chianti.

[krispos42]

190. Maybe it was a bag of CANS of dick?

It's microwaveable!!!

[onehandle]

216. And we have a winner. I had no idea my offhand remark would draw so many responses. nt

[ZombieHorde]

194. Yes. Walmart.

All the dicks were Chinese for some reason.

[Melinda]

2. Cool story bro!

"So go fuck yourselves" immediately followed by "Have a nice day!"

I laughed so hard I think I peed on myself a little bit. Ok, not really. Couldn't read any more after that one... cool story, bro!!!

[sarge43]

33. Well, think about it

If you could do that, you probably would have a nice day. Unless, of course, you're the person your mother warned you about.

[11 Bravo]

3. Hot damn! Hate Mail was part of what attracted me to here 11 years ago!

Thanks, EarlG!

[Solly Mack]

4. As scary as this thought is...

I think the hate mail is getting dumber.

[Squinch]

140. And better!!!

[Solly Mack]

172. LOL! I still can't decide. The truck dude is my favorite, I think.

[Squinch]

213. I like "Ron!". Any bets on whether that exclamation point is part of the spelling of his name on

his birth certificate?

[Solly Mack]

231. He's iRon!...

the iDIOT!

[Squinch]

232. He thinks "iPod" refers to his family! (We could go on forever with this one!)

[Solly Mack]

233. LOL! Good one!

[pinboy3niner]

5. You shouldn't have fucked with his truck, EarlG

Now you're doomed. DOOOOOOMED!1!!

[Buzz Clik]

43. That was actually me. My apologies to EarlG and his octane guzzling kids.

[JoePhilly]

45. This is what the truck looked like ... before we messed with it.

[A HERETIC I AM]

60. That'll buff out just fine. n/t

[pacalo]

74. Look out! He has a sure-fire way of tracking us down!1!

[RKP5637]

105. Just needs a little touch up paint from Walmart!

[Raine1967]

130. This reminds me of the Squidbillies. Actually, now that I think about it...

So did much of the Hate Mail bag.



(if I can find a larger picture, I will)

ETA:

[sufrommich]

6. I'd like to know which clique I have

to belong to for the truck bashing expeditions.I feel I have a right to know.

[Vincardog]

40. Deposit $10,000 (cash or money order) into DU's account and you get invited. At least that is how I

did.

[lovemydog]

106. I deposited the $10k

and haven't received an invite. Hope I get the next one. Otherwise this may call for an official 'eat a bag of dicks' complaint.

[ismnotwasm]

7. Ron!

The rant, the spelling-- hell even the grammar (from the NON grammar police here, clearly)

Perfect example of what well written RW hate mail should look like.

[Benton D Struckcheon]

36. +1

That was a work of art. A bit smelly, but still...

[Paladin]

104. Jeez, If Ron Has A Blog Site, Be Sure To Let Us Know!

Haphazard spelling, twisted political outlook, rage-tinged outbursts---all catapulted to a near-poetic level. I have a bizarre impulse to worship at Ron's feet! You're absolutely correct---it's right-wing hate mail in its purest form. Talk about entertainment!

[deutsey]

117. As I said in another response:

Ron is a poetic genius in the same way Ed Wood was a cinematic genius.

Brilliant in their own awful way.

[Paladin]

118. Nicely put. (nt)

[Arkana]

167. He does--it's called RON!@blogspot.

[Puzzledtraveller]

9. "I'd been wondering..."

LMAO, it goes off the rails faster than the others, and without the unnecessary lengthy diatribe, bravo, 2 thumbs up!

[Marrah_G]

10. Cool story bro.......

omg ...laughing so hard.

[Initech]

11. Fowl language.... Buhgawk!!!!

Has anyone even seen a chicken?

[colorado_ufo]

63. They were all great,

but "fowl language" just got to me! ROFL!

[myrna minx]

219. LOL!

[rdharma]

12. Errrr merrrrr Gerrrrd!

I can't choose a favorite! I luvs 'em all!

[sufrommich]

15. I have to ask,are you a

Kath and Kim fan? I love that show! The Australian version of course,the American version sucked.

[rdharma]

35. Kath and Kim show

Sorry! Never heard of it. But I'll check it out.

Available on the "intertubes"?

[Mnemosyne]

81. Haven't seen the Aussie version, but Kath and Kim was still one of the better shows they cancelled.

Now I have to try and find the AU version, dammit!

[nolabear]

13. Well at least Ron said "Thanks".

And a lot of other stuff that made no sense whatsoever.

[Squinch]

142. But "repungent stench" needs to become a thing. Repungentcans?

[nolabear]

157. So true. He was a master at malaprops.

I'm already feeling his loss...

[Scuba]

16. Difficult choice, as always, but Ron deserves consideration for a regular column.

[Mnpaul]

61. I just love

the "your stoopid" bunch

[libodem]

17. Ron

Is the best. Glad he can help us realize how illiterate we all are. Thanks, I needed that.

[sarisataka]

19. Decisions, decisions...

Go fuck youself/have a nice day is so classic but I have to vote for Ron on general "What??" principles.

On a side note, I better stop messing with that guys truck, I think he is on to me

[Egalitarian Thug]

20. I told you that sending out the youth auxiliary to fuck with his truck would backfire!

[Flashmann]

21. The person who used to be liberal

Every one at least gave a good chuckle....Former liberal was a belly laugh.....

[and-justice-for-all]

22. What a sad and depressing lot they are...nt

[demosocialist]

23. do they still get asked back and revoked instantly?

Because I have to pick someone that wants to be asked, then when they get revoked we might get more hate mail.

LOVE HATE MAIL

K&R

[liberalhistorian]

24. Well, gee, now, these deep thinkers

have me wondering about such profound matters as do chickens and turkeys ever use "fowl" language? Hmmm...........

[Hekate]

160. Sure they do -- they say "cluck yourself" all the time.

[LeftofObama]

25. Have you seen the price of dicks lately?

How the hell can I afford to buy a whole bag?

[Unknown Beatle]

87. I bought my bag of dicks at

Lorena Bobbitt's Gourmet Dicks. Pricey, but worth every penny. Makes a good stew.

[sharp_stick]

26. Ron or the truck?

It's a close one there.

[freshwest]

53. Truck. That kind of paranoia is sooo entertaining.

[Downtown Hound]

27. You should take Newsmax up on their offer

Imagine how funny it would be if they had to pay you to link to DU material?

[muriel_volestrangler]

132. Wonkette has already done it

Last edited Thu Mar 14, 2013, 08:20 PM - Edit history (2)

I thought "that's weird, Newsmax doesn't exactly seem a good fit for these guys ...". I wonder if this means Newsmax is not getting the hits from the wingnuts any more.

Update: I remembered which site it is. It is bizarre, since it's only a few months since Wonkette was calling newsmax "our rightwing torture chamber pals" - "Yes, much better to protect classified information by getting it into the hands of courageous journalistic outlets like Newsmax, where at least nobody would ever see it".

Ah - their comment after adding it:

Things You Can Click On To Your Heart’s Content Without Ending Up In Click Fraud Jail

That Newsmax feed. We will get rid of it just as soon as we hit the low revenues of $50,000 per month. Until then, think of it as drinking Dick Morris’s liquor, screwing his women, taking his money, and then voting against him, which we are pretty sure was what Huey Long said, and if he didn’t he should have. Click away!

Read more at http://wonkette.com/501796/help-us-help-you-help-us#7PdoC2AWvbFTlEbh.99

[pinto]

28. I want to conclude the public in my immoral Anti American ideas.

Wait. Whaaa?

[Buzz Clik]

30. "Go eat a bag of dicks." Reminds me of a Rowan and Martin interchange.

Dick Martin was holding a leash went straight up off camera and was supposedly attached to a snarling monster of a dog. Dick was describing how difficult it has been to train this dog.

Rowan: What do you do when he doesn't get it right?

Martin: I give him a leg of lamb.

Rowan: Wouldn't he like that?

Martin: Not up his nose!!



"Go eat a bag of dicks." Don't mind if I do.

[JoePhilly]

31. I licked the wordings of the oliterate orange nation of ravenous bafoons most

Please make the hate mail bag a regular feature.

[surrealAmerican]

32. I had to vote for Ron ...

... " I think you repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent." was impossible to pass up, but really, EarlG, you and the kids shouldn't have been messing with people's trucks.

[deutsey]

115. That's what swung my vote toward Ron

He's a poetic genius in the same way Ed Wood was a cinematic genius.

[Arkana]

217. Don't you mean "RON!"?

[WilliamPitt]

34. "fowl language"

I peed.

[Kolesar]

59. Righteous imposition of the Glock Block...eom

[4_TN_TITANS]

119. Don't laugh...

We used to have some hens that could out-cuss a sailor.

[love_katz]

37. Bwahahahahahahaha!

Oh, laughing so hard, I can hardly catch my breath. All the selections are funny, it was hard to pick a favorite.

The guy who thinks DU is fucking with his truck...well, he took the prize!

Thanks for the belly laughs.

I love the comments from DUers. We have brains and class...they, on the other hand... Just, wow.

[russspeakeasy]

38. Damn, damn, damn. I needed that !

[NMDemDist2]

42. YAY!!!

thanks EarlG

[padruig]

44. hard choices

this was really hard to choose from but the fellow who complained that NASA had figured out it was THE SUN that is responsible for global warming got my vote ... (a oldie and goldie climate denier saw)

I think my reasons for selecting Mr. Sun are obvious but for the ilk informed I would suggest taking two ibuprofen and re-reading "Principles of Planetary Climate" by Raymond PierreHumbert

[Blanks]

147. And ozone...

That used to be one of Rush's 'things'. He didn't understand the difference between ozone and CO2.

[stevenleser]

46. Messing with truck vs criticizing our "uniteligent bander" how can you choose?

I finally had to break down and choose "uniteligent bander".

[marble falls]

49. The guy who bought all the guns is a bit scary. I mean reportable scary.

[Ikonoklast]

141. All bluster, that guy did no such a thing.

Typical gunner drooling, seems to be a trope of theirs; every time they read about some gun issue they disagree with, they say they ran right out and spent $15,000.00 on new guns.

Yeah. Right. That reallllly happened.

[marble falls]

145. Said everybody about Adam Lanza and James Holmes and the Columbine shooters.

[OhioChick]

50. "Ron" can't even spell "illiterate"

[Progressive dog]

51. Would this many turds a cesspool make?

or just a tea party.

[greytdemocrat]

52. Ha!!

A creat of armor piericing ammo (lake city) and a 100 20 rd clips.


What's a creat???

[EvilAL]

54. Ron has got to be

the moran guy.

[lovemydog]

116. I particularly like his exclamation point

Welcome here and have fun.

-- lovemydog!

[EvilAL]

124. One must not simply say "Ron",

he must scream it.

[AzDar]

55. ...

[AtheistCrusader]

56. My god... it's full of stars

[WilliamPitt]

64. Thread win

[myrna minx]

220. 2001 recut as a summer blockbuster:

Ron! - Fasten your seatbelt!
p://

[yellerpup]

58. A bafoon!

He's captured me like a snapshot.

[beveeheart]

159. My favorite new word

[yellerpup]

211. +1!

[eridani]

206. Now you are casting asparagus at bafoons?

What a moran! I'm series!

[yellerpup]

212. I wonder to myself

how they can be so unselfconscious about spelling. If you're a spy in the enemy camp, seems as if you'd take off the 'spy' name tag. Casting asparagus kills me!

[myrna minx]

221. Don't forget ruthless tyrant Paul Pot.

That's one of my all time favorites from freepderp-istan.

[yellerpup]

222. Paul Pot!

I'd almost wiped him from my memory.

[SunSeeker]

62. LOL. Are these for real? nt

[CottonBear]

187. Yes. Yes indeed, they ARE real.

The Hate Mailbag is a much beloved feature here at DU.

[Cleita]

65. Still not taking their meds.

Shame on them.

[Javaman]

66. The guy with the truck...

what was that all about? it's like he was talking to his toaster.

[Whiskeytide]

70. I think his name is Francis...

... and he needs to lighten up!!

[marmar]

67. 'Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless'

Priceless.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

68. I don't mean to complain, EarlG, but I did turn in my travel expense report 2 weeks ago

It's not cheap to fly to Montana, then to North Dakota, in order to fuck up a guy's truck and make it look like it was a blowout.

[nolabear]

125. And I suppose you want beer along with that travel money?

[DisgustipatedinCA]

129. Yes, we had a verbal contract--I was to have gotten a case of Milwaukee's Best

Just because this guy was such a genius that he figured out our plan to make it look like a blowout, that doesn't mean I'm not due my money and beer.

[nolabear]

139. And, I suppose you'll have the many experiences on your own.

Good times. Good times.

[Progressive dog]

180. You screwed up

He knew it was fucked with. Shouldn't get paid for a sloppy job.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

189. The plan was perfect, flawless.

But I was up against one of the Tea Party's best sleuths. In hindsight, I never had a chance.

[klook]

69. All that and a bag of dicks.

There are a few that made me LOL, but the paranoid truck owner ("responsible gun owner&quot takes the cake.

Jeez, my stomach hurts now. Thanks a lot, bafoons -- you and your silly lawnmowers!

[progressoid]

71. They're ALL winners!

[warrprayer]

72. I FOUND IT!

a bag of dicks!!!

[4_TN_TITANS]

102. Get outta here!

I forgot that you really can get those. That one got me, the thought of eating a bag of dicks like potato chips!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

199. Nom nom nom!

[Raffi Ella]

73. "If it's your little group that's fucking with my truck I suggest you think again."

[RevStPatrick]

75. I voted for Ron!

I will ALWAYS vote for the person who can't spell or use proper grammar for shit but then calls other people stupid. Always...

[Grateful for Hope]

76. 'What the Cluck?'

Thanks for doing this EarlG. It brightened my day!

[Apophis]

77. The "cool story bro" guy needs his gun privileges revoked.

Obviously he's not mentally stable to own a gun.

[GoneOffShore]

78. Too much fun! Thank you! n/t

[Paladin]

79. Thank you, EarlG, thank you, thank you, thank you!

I didn't realize how much I'd missed the Hate Mailbag until I went through some of these doozies. Tough choice, but I settled on Ron's "repungent stench is illterate" number. Encore!

[4_TN_TITANS]

83. Sweet..... thanks EarlG. n/t

[wryter2000]

85. May I please campaign for Ron?

uniteligent bander...repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent...All the members of your Orgizanation are bafoons...your attempts to conlude the public in your immoral Anti American ideas,

He's so repungent!

[Kalidurga]

86. Oh noes it's repugnant stench bander all the time here....

So glad I am not the grammar police here. This guy would get a life sentence or maybe just a run on sentence. Love it especially the random capitalization. Now if you will excuse me I have to go engage in some witty bander with my SO.

[Aerows]

89. I liked the global warming guy

He posted a "scientific remark" that the ozone layer was how we are harming the environment.



Truck guy was a very close second, but the ozone layer and the sun bit was hilarious.

[joeybee12]

91. Had to vote for the "bag of dicks"

Simply because I had not heard that insult before!

[Warren DeMontague]

93. "bag of dicks" and "fowl language" get prizes for most poetic use of English

still, truck guy wins by virtue of sheer insanity.

[one_voice]

94. It's Ron 2016!

[olddots]

97. Monty I'll go with the bag of dicks

Dick Cheney Dick Nixon Dick Clark Dick Dale ? pretty impressive put down

[mlevans]

98. I swear to god, I have absolutely got to stop reading these

at work.

[DollarBillHines]

99. "Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless"

But the Truck Dude takes the cake.

[Hulk]

100. I can understand their frustration, but....

they are totally out of bounds when it comes to communicating on threads. You did right.

That being said, I want to mention how frustrated I am by being banned from right wing sites for simply stating an opposing point of view. Needless to say, you get attacked like sharks at a butcher shop. I guess maybe I get banned "for my own good"? It's frustrating, but then again, I don't NEED to be on those sites, just like these hot heads don't NEED to post on DU.

You did right. It's tough to be such an angry, bitter, frustrated person. But....deal with it.

[Sissyk]

101. So very hard to choose!

Had to go with the truck.

LMAO!

[SnowCritter]

103. Dang! Quite a selection!

I try to make my selection based on a particular mental image I get of the person typing the message. If the image is one of someone hovering over their keyboard, perspiration dripping from their brow, flecks of spittle spraying from their mouth and coating their monitor, then they get my vote.

I voted for "repungent stench of a excuse for speak" because that's the image it gave me.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

107. Wow!

I couldn't ever make up anything as out there as these real live emails..........amazing!

[motocicleta2]

109. It's almost a haiku!

I did so miss this place, and the hate mail. Good times.

[ellisonz]

110. Cool story bro!

Loves his guns more than he loves his country.

[cbayer]

111. Voting for Ron! because the irony of his statement about being "illterate and incoherent"

is just too rich.

[Jamaal510]

112. I voted for the guy who claimed to be a liberal-turned-conservative.

His post stood out to me because he is the first RWer I have ever seen who once used to be on our side. From personal experience, I have always seen it happen the other way around.

[dipsydoodle]

113. Fowl language

[Turbineguy]

114. BS

all that stuff was written by prankster DU Members. Wingnuts are not that literate.

[Scootaloo]

120. The truck... that's dumbfuck gold, there.

[matt819]

122. The truck guy

The truck guy really does need to go back on his medication. Paranoia, whether of the schizoid variety or not, is treatable. Maybe he can use that Nobamacare thing.

[In_The_Wind]

126. who wants to kill us for fucking with his truck

who

[Nevernose]

127. Can I use food stamps to buy a bag of dicks?

Because I used all of my welfare money on high octane gas: I see a white guy with a nice truck and I just have to fuck with it, you know?

[DinahMoeHum]

128. Ahhhhh, a breath of foul air. Thanks for the mailbag, EarlG!!

[Shrike47]

131. I love them all.

Earl G, please keep posting these from time to time. They help remind me who we aren't.

[LiberalLovinLug]

133. At least he didn't use the n word

...you fucking retarded big eared purple scum fuck

LOL

I missed this bit of comedy. Thanks Earl!

[lunatica]

135. I feel so torn! Can I vote more than once?

[tanyev]

136. RON! He speaks fluent Palinese.

It's not an easy language to master.

[They_Live]

235. Butt in his hindsite

he has yet so seemed to have mustard it.

[MichiganVote]

137. The only thing uglier than the truck was probly his dog.

[shenmue]

143. Oh my sweet Lord

This is one of the funniest ever. What do these people smoke?

[druidity33]

144. Guh. Too hard to choose, i hadda pass. nt.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

146. Ron, you crack me up, dude. I voted for you. I love you, Ron.

[KT2000]

150. Ron has a point

Lately I have noticed an increase in conluding on this site. Sometimes it is just too much. I was going to send a farewell message but the bander keeps me coming back! Guess I am addicted to the uniteligent commentaries and never really noticed the repungent stench.
Does Ron have a truck?

[rateyes]

151. With all the Republican Dicks, just how big a bag is it?

Cheney, Morris, Armey....

[Tien1985]

152. I missed hate mail bag!!

I like truck guy

[spanone]

153. bwahahahahaahahaaaaaaa ahhhahahahahaaaa

[IMG][/IMG]

[Permanut]

154. I'm goin' with the ex-liberal..

I didn't realize we could drive people to the other side with our stupid.

Also, this whole thread, OP and replies, is a masterpiece.

[MH1]

155. Wow, it really is impossible to choose just one!

I'm leaning toward the Newsmax bot, but (Mo)Ron is giving it a run for its money, with a couple others in close pursuit.

[Ian David]

156. I'm going to leave a bag of dicks in that guy's truck. n/t

[winter is coming]

203. Since he's probably got Truck Nutz on it, that would be appropriate.

http://www.trucknutz.com

The automotive accessory that says, "Hey! My truck has proportionately undersized testicles and so do I!"

[edbermac]

158. I'm not going to tell people I hate to go fuck themselves anymore.

I'm going to tell them to go eat a bag of dicks.

It has a nice cadence to it.

[RedCappedBandit]

162. Omg, RON! takes the cake!!

[NoGOPZone]

163. The Tire and Rim Association estimates that 80 percent of all blowouts

happen as a result of a DU member messing with someone's truck.

[XRubicon]

164. That 1st guy had a run in with Louis CK too

[Arkana]

166. My vote is for RON!

I couldn't stop laughing when I read that. Unintentionally hilarious.

"Regards, RON!"

[Hekate]

168. EarG, we obviously needed that!

It's so hard to choose among such priceless gems, but I'm voting for Ron. I think Ron will be baaa-aaack. Responsible Gun Owner needs a tinfoil hat and maybe some primer paint for his truck.

[L0oniX]

169. Bob Boudelang would be proud of Ron...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/index.html

[DFW]

170. My favorite is "I have not used fowl language."

Yes you did, you turkey!

[Faygo Kid]

173. Dittoheads seem to have a problem with spelling

As well as critical thinking. Oh well, they wouldn't be Dittoheads if they thought.

[Vinnie From Indy]

174. I loves me some hate mail!

Cheers!

[riverwalker]

175. the aged cur

or whatever the heck he meant by "curage"

[caseymoz]

177. I had to go with repungent stench

Even though, I swear, it can't be real.

[Spirochete]

198. If he wins

we should send him a CD...

[Initech]

178. I think you repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent.

OMFG!!!!!

[pscot]

179. Bob Boudelang is out there somewhere thinking

Put me in Coach.

[lonestarnot]

181. Haven't read yet. I restrained myself for dessert. K & R!

Can't wait for the mail on Scott Prouty. You know Queenie would like to scratch his eyes out. Mittwitt prollee wants to do a Hannibal Lector on him for his next richie rich guests. We have to take care of him!

[tandot]

182. What I've learned ....

... right-wing fuckers have absolutely NO clue what the First Amendment is about:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

... unless I missed that DU is now somehow Congress

They obviously hate education ... Actually, my almost 4 year old has better spelling and grammar

They seem to like dicks ... especially bags filled with them ... I've never heard of "bags of dicks" and I am kinda sad that I missed out on that experience. I am sure he could tell me where I could find a whole bag of them

Is there a class I could take to learn "fowl" language? I always wanted to communicate with the birds

[lonestarnot]

184. Wonder who "teached" Ron. He may have just been touched.

[David Zephyr]

185. Wow! That's some messed up people.

I had no idea, EarlG. Sorry you have to deal with this. Yikes!

[MrMickeysMom]

186. Jesus....

Eat a bag of dicks?

[CherokeeDem]

188. LOL...

These are priceless...

To bad we couldn't vote for more than one... fowl language indeed.

I really want to know who fucked with the truck! Somebody 'fess up! Please...

[Alcibiades]

191. The libtard one

The fact that anyone who uses the term libtard would be so shocked at being banned from DU is priceless. I wonder how long anyone using the term "repubtard" would last at that other reactionary site whose name escapes me?

[Demonaut]

193. "bag of dicks" are too salty

[gateley]

195. How am I supposed to infiltrate you now?

RON! You won my heart!

[BobTheSubgenius]

196. I have such a....."soft spot" (????) for those that can't understand the 1st Amendment.

[Spirochete]

197. I gotta go with Ron on this

Like most of the other posters, he threw out a heaping helping of word salad, but his ironic post referred to you as illiterate incoherent baffoons. Besides his creative spelling, he likes to capitalize common nouns in the middle of a sentence. I vote for Ron, all the way!

[lovemydog]

200. I voted Ron! also

for the 'unitelligent bander'. But especially for the exclamation point.

[Spirochete]

204. Only those capable of "sovereign thought"

can use exclamation points in their name. Apparently that excludes all the bafoons in this Orgizanation.

I'll still be laughing about this guy over the weekend.

[eridani]

208. Grammar Nazi checking in. There is only ONE "f" in "bafoon." n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

201. WOW -- one reading is not enough; each new reading reveals more treasure.

The prize has to go to Ron!. I feel compelled to keep rereading his message until my brain is capable of sovereign thought. Meanwhile I will stay at home and practice the bafoon.

[Rhiannon12866]

202. Thanks, I needed the laugh!

And not just the letters, but the replies! DUers are the best...

[JohnnyRingo]

207. Eat a bag of dicks!!??

I've never been so upset I told someone to do that!!
Anger management is good my friend.

[LeftishBrit]

210. I suppose fowl language would be telling people to eat a bag of cocks?

[Bluzmann57]

214. So much illiteracy, so little time.

But I read the correspondences more than once, (wanted to make an informed decision ya know) and I guess good old Ron is the winner. "How can I infiltrate you now?" Great question Ron. Guess you'll have to think of some other way. Maybe your wife? Or if you don't have a wife, maybe a brother or sister. Think man, think! I look forward to bantering with you Ron. Nah, that's a lie. Or to use fowl language, I think you're chickenshit. Now think about it for a few minutes Ron. But don't hurt yourself.

[DiverDave]

215. What the heck is that truck dude ranting about?

That has to be the most incoherent letter ever!

Let me see if I get it:
Someone has been keying? his truck, and he blames the people on DU??

I really think medication is called for there, and lots of it.


Truck...gawd what a freak.

[47of74]

239. It's probably a previous supplier...

...of meth or coke or whatever the guy is on who is damaging his truck.

[Katashi_itto]

218. EarlG Just want to say, I really enjoy your Hatemail postings, please keep it up!

[fleabiscuit]

223. Doh! Makes me feel a bit more normal.

That is all!

[byronius]

224. So good. It's been so long. Thank you so much.

[kurtzapril4]

226. Quit fucking with his truck!

That's all he wants! Jeez, people.

Thank you very much, Earl G. I got my LULZ for the day. Keep up the good work!

[pauljulian]

227. Trying to figure out the concept of "conluding."

Apparently it's a bad thing, so can we call the guy back to explain? How do I know if I've conluded anyone, and is it illegal here in Texas?

Questions... so many questions...

[Permanut]

228. It just occurred to me..

that "Repungent Stench" would be a good name for a band.

[judesedit]

229. The one titled "my recent ban" needs to be locked up in a mental institution. Total paranoid psycho

[NavyDavy]

230. they are calling us stupid, how many basic 1st grade words were misspelled......

I guess its all that outstanding home schooling they get.......

[DainBramaged]

234. Bag of dicks

I spit my tea out....

[Nostrodumbest]

236. Bag of..

I'm sure I saw a bag of dicks conluding with a purple scum f#$% behind walmart.

[PatrynXX]

237. Do love the show names part

not that I could vote ..

other sites though that use such a poll. get the same thing and anyone who knows never says anything. like how do you know who voted for what. Oh well you just. ahem no not saying it here either. Just say if you've ever played a point and click adventure game use your talents and figure it out. Always get questions. so which band did you vote for or oh I sure hope you voted. Then I'm like well thanks for bumping the thread but kinda clear he voted so why did you ask

But if the bag of dicks got that many I'm surprise not more. I remember going to #kkk in mIRC and it took alot longer than 3 measly posts to get me banned. well banned or um nuked. and because computers didn't exactly take that long to boot. away I went. BSOD BSOD until they banned my IP address until whenever. That was the fun old days. Hey technically speaking hopefully we allow some in here so if someone with at least some tolerance of this BS hate can join those freepers over their with funtinari dicks. in multiple loads. anyone like that should have a mod look up what state he's from and fill in the blank for his top search http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search So if one goes down south nothing but Ebony in the top search. Utah its teen. in France Hentai is #4 and Japan Hentai is #7 and no I have no idea what Straight (Gay ) means. Reminds me of calling Obama a Nazi and a Socialist at the same time. I'm sure someday someone who is gay and I know a few but one is in jail (because he's lost it somewhere. I won't explain this as I looked up to him) will tell me what sort of Straight porn is gay. As for the Truck. sorry having seen what happened to a neighbor we don't like much and his trucks. I'd rather not. (first a tree fell on his house and truck then a freak hailstorm the next year pummeled the replacement he still has that one. and I still have the car. Which is barely insured. Runs perfectly but well yeah it's gone for a good dent. So what yall won't insure my car for dents but you will for trucks with no floors?? (rust)

[47of74]

238. I was going to vote for the guy who was whining about how the site sucks

That's rich, a RimJobber complaining about the design of the site.

[magical thyme]

240. Orgazinations are bafoons

wins my vote! Or it would if I could...

[lexw]

241. You have a scary job.

The nuts get upset when you lock them out.
If I were posting left-wing views to a right-wing site (which I would never bother to do), I'd be celebrating being locked out.

[BainsBane]

243. I can't believe I missed the voting on this

[mercymechap]

244. Me too,

I missed it, but did have a good laugh reading all the posts!

Bwahahaha!