Iran Terrorist Attack! Help!

[unionworks]

I'm scared! Heard on CNN that Iran is so mad at us they are going to do a terrorist attack right here! Please help!

[Newest Reality]

1. Are you harboring any freedoms?

Well, be sure to give those up right away. Then, you will be safe and secure.

Remain calm and compliant and remember that help is on the way.

[unionworks]

2. No, seribously

I mean, ...this shit is expected to happen within 14 fookin'days and I seribously don't know what to fookin' do. I mean, WOLF FORKIN BLITZER SAID SO

[Joe Shlabotnik]

4. ...and keep on shopping, or else you know.....the terrorists win. n/t

[unionworks]

5. that also occured to me

That they would trot this out with th president leading all repub canidates

[unionworks]

3. Truthfully

If you live in a large densely populated urban area, if you see anything that looks unusual,for the love of God report it to the authorities. This is no bullshit.

[Fool Count]

6. Bwa-ha-ha ... You could not make this shit up, seriously.

[FrodosPet]

7. All they want is the chance to live in peace

With their religious, cultural, and territorial integrity respected.

But NO! We can't keep our materialistic, self righteous, know-it-all fingers out of every pie.

[unionworks]

8. you forgot

The sarcasm tag