Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy.

[dipsydoodle]

The gathering of cardinals tasked with selecting the new Pope has begun with a highly-charged discussion about the hottest choirboy on the Vatican roster.

With cardinals arriving from all over the world, the papal conclave contains many differing tastes and preferences that could see the eventual decision drag on for days.

Though the process is shrouded in secrecy, retired cardinal Padraig O’Donnell opened up about the how the cardinals select the hottest choirboy.

He told us, “The more organised cardinals will come with photos and Powerpoint presentations, perhaps depicting the choirboy in any number of religious poses.”

http://newsthump.com/2013/03/12/vaticans-papal-conclave-kicks-off-with-heated-debate-about-hottest-new-choirboy/

[xchrom]

1. !

[mwrguy]

2. LOL

Probably true.