One year ago Today Andrew Breitbart went to meet his maker...

[cthulu2016]

...Matt Drudge.

<rimshot>

Seriously, though, I am sure that Breibart is missed by his family... and by John Ondrasik. He is really, really, really missed by by John Ondrasik. Maybe John Ondrasik had a business renting pimp costumes or something.

But in any event, John Ondrasik misses Breitbart so deeply that he chose today, the anniversary of our loss, to post this musical tribute.

Whatever you felt about Andrew Breitbart, you would truly have to have a heart of stone to make it through this video without laughing.

#!

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/03/01/Original-Song--Tribute-to-Andrew-Breitbart-I-Cant-Stand-to-Say-Goodbye

[hlthe2b]

1. Unfortunately the damage and harm done to society through his Breitbart.com methods...

persist to this day by those left behind.

I wish no ill will towards his family, but the man added his own very special brand of poison to the system.

[datasuspect]

2. Ode to a Shitbird

O! fatty shitbird!
Were it ever so impetuous to be a fuckwad?
Or a halfwit?

Now you sit in the arms of Satan.

May you rot in hell.




Fin.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. What a touching and appropriate poem.

It's enough to bring me to tears.

That happens sometimes when I laugh too hard.

[libodem]

7. Beautiful

But you forgot to rhyme anything...

[cthulu2016]

10. Shitbird and Fuckwad are a rhythmic sort of semi-rhyme

[libodem]

19. kinda

The words themselves were perfectly apt descriptions. Perfect.

I'm mostly kidding about making the verses of poetry rhyme. The point comes across beautifully. No rhyme actually needed.

[reflection]

22. This is the funniest thing I've read in months.

Freaking laughing out loud. Awesome!

[joeybee12]

3. I remember that day all too well...FUX had pretty much every nutjob

on to hail the "great man."

Simply put, he was a racist...sucks for his family...but that does not not make him a racist.

[sharp_stick]

5. How surprising that comments are disabled

I think I threw up a little bit... that is some pathetic schmaltz going on there.

[KharmaTrain]

6. I'm Sure James O'Keefe Sure Misses Him...

...we haven't heard much from that weasel lately. He was awfully quiet during the '12 election cycle. He lost his "sugar daddy" and his 15 minutes have come and gone...

[libodem]

9. Pretty sure

That's shitweasel. Gawd, what a loser fake pimp, shitweasel, Hannah's pimp was. Yuck.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. "Went to meet his maker.." Is that like a recall of a faulty product?

[RebelOne]

12. His maker? You mean Satan?

I do not believe in any deities, but if there were any, Breitbart came from the dark side.

[The Straight Story]

13. He disrupted poorly (nt)

[KG]

14. ...

[Tom Ripley]

15. I hope his coke dealer was able to make up for the lost income

[Bake]

18. Whoomp there it is!

:salute:

Bake

[Tom Ripley]

25. Thank you :)

[Enrique]

16. wow that song really brings back some touching memories

like when Breitbart got that black lady fired.

[Hard Assets]

17. His gravesite needs more water..

I'm glad to deliver my own personal supply via my bladder if I knew where his damn grave is.

[UTUSN]

20. What kind of "maker" would want credit for that p.o.s.?!1

Wow, didn't think I'd need THIS graphic evermore:

[jsr]

21. I'm sure every dead asshole is missed by their families and friends

[Arkana]

23. If there is a God, Andrew Breitbart is chained in the darkest, deepest circle of hell

reserved for liars, traitors, and betrayers--right alongside Brutus, Judas Iscariot, and Cassius.

Usually I would say don't speak ill of the dead, but I would gladly piss on Breitbart's grave if given the chance. The man was human garbage and a singularly unique waste of perfectly good oxygen and sperm.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

24. We'll miss him and his sweaty fatty cocaine enlarged heart.

[mokawanis]

26. I had to stop the video

because I started laughing as soon as the singing began.

[tledford]

27. Who? eom