Otters' shrinking genitals cause fertility scare

[FarCenter]

Men's fertility could be at threat from chemicals in our everyday environment, scientists have claimed after discovering a "worrying" rate of shrinkage in otter's penises.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9892346/Otters-shrinking-genitals-cause-fertility-scare.html

While shrinking penises are scary, the possible efforts to compensate are truely worrying.

[ellenfl]

1. this should get the attention of those anti-conservation dickheads in dc. eom

[cliffordu]

2. Apparently no one is concerned

about my shrinking penis.

[FarCenter]

3. Not unless you compensate for it by buying a really big gun woth a really huge magazine

[cliffordu]

5. Don't have a gun.

I have a 5000 dollar bicycle.

Does that count??

(Lost my taste for guns in 1970. Really great Japanese steel is a different matter....)

[cliffordu]

14. A bike I can ride around the world.(The other gear listed is part of the package, IMNSHO)

A cheap Surly Ogre frame, Rohloff hub in the rear, Mavic A-719 rims, SUN generator front hub, LED lights run front and aft off the front hub, a charger run off the hub for my iPhone, Surly racks front and rear, ARKEL touring panniers front and rear, a Sierra Designs Dridown sleeping bag, a Henry Shires Tarptent Scarp 1, Integral Designs E-Vent bivy sack, a Thermarest 4 season sleeping pad, variable cooking gear, Shower's Pass E-Vent rain gear, wool jerseys and tights....and bike shorts.


And a fifth of really good vodka every other day. And maybe some Rogue Brewery Dead Guy ale.

Just finished a trip down the west coast with this rig. Perfect.

[cliffordu]

6. Otters got nothing to worry about,

They don't call me 'needle-dick-the-bug-fucker' for nothing.....

[cliffordu]

9. Old Skool.

It's how I roll, bro.

[cliffordu]

11. Well.......

[yurbud]

7. I think Dr. Seuss wrote a book about this

The shrink in the dink