The Conservative Bible

[Scuba]

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[backscatter712]

1. I thought the Conservative Bible had only two books:

Leviticus and Revelations.

[deutsey]

3. And Atlas Shrugged n/t

[DonB]

7. Atlas Shrugged, that is LMFAO Funny!!!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

2. There is an effort to produce a new translation of the bible...

one with a more conservative slant...as if the original isn't enough.

[dballance]

4. Please Tell Me You're Joking.

If you're not, I'd be curious if they have a website. It would be interesting to know what their process is going to be.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

5. Sad, but true...

I read about it a year or 2 ago...

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

Read it and weep!

[Heywood J]

10. Don't forget the free-market parables!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_parables

The leader began to focus on the wall in connection with his planned speech, and proposed uttering the bold command, "tear down this wall."

But his top advisers, who were very experienced in politics and foreign policy, were adamantly against such a bold statement. They insisted on removing it from the speech. As each draft circulated these experts took the phrase out, but each time the leader inserted this phrase back in. The experts felt the phrase made the leader look foolish and hopelessly naive, and could not possibly have a positive effect. The experts were sure it would subject their leader to even more ridicule than he already endured.

But the leader did not care about the potential for ridicule, and he wanted to say what he felt was best for his audience. He ignored his experts and delivered the bold command as part of his speech.

It's literal Reagan-worship.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. Good grief! n/t

[backscatter712]

6. They must be praying to Jeezus, not Jesus...

http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly050504.htm

[ZombieHorde]

8. Perfect, but they should have gave Jesus a conservative haircut. nt

[tjwash]

9. Aryan-bowflex Jesus is see.